Anecdotes of the late Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: During the Last Twenty Years of His LifePiozzi, Hester Lynch
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Anecdotes of the late Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: During the Last Twenty Years of His Life
Piozzi, Hester Lynch
Johnson, Samuel, 1709-1784
I have mentioned before that old age had very little of Mr. Johnson's
reverence. "A man commonly grew wickeder as he grew older," he said, "at
least he but changed the vices of youth; headstrong passion and wild
temerity, for treacherous caution, and desire to circumvent. I am
always," said he, "on the young people's side, when there is a dispute
between them and the old ones, for you have at least a chance for virtue
till age has withered its very root." While we were talking, my mother's
spaniel, whom he never loved, stole our toast and butter; "Fie, Belle!"
said I, "you used to be upon honour." "Yes, madam," replies Johnson,
"_but Belle grows old_." His reason for hating the dog was, "because she
was a professed favourite," he said, "and because her lady ordered her
from time to time to be washed and combed, a foolish trick," said he,
"and an assumption of superiority that every one's nature revolts at; so
because one must not wish ill to the lady in such cases," continued he,
"one curses the cur." The truth is, Belle was not well behaved, and
being a large spaniel, was troublesome enough at dinner with frequent
solicitations to be fed. "This animal," said Dr. Johnson one day, "would
have been of extraordinary merit and value in the state of Lycurgus; for
she condemns one to the exertion of perpetual vigilance."
He had, indeed, that strong aversion felt by all the lower ranks of
people towards four-footed companions very completely, notwithstanding he
had for many years a cat which he called Hodge, that kept always in his
room at Fleet Street; but so exact was he not to offend the human species
by superfluous attention to brutes, that when the creature was grown sick
and old, and could eat nothing but oysters, Mr. Johnson always went out
himself to buy Hodge's dinner, that Francis the black's delicacy might
not be hurt, at seeing himself employed for the convenience of a
quadruped.
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