Anecdotes of the late Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: During the Last Twenty Years of His LifePiozzi, Hester Lynch
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Anecdotes of the late Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: During the Last Twenty Years of His Life
Piozzi, Hester Lynch
Johnson, Samuel, 1709-1784
It was, however, unlucky for those who delighted to echo Johnson's
sentiments, that he would not endure from them to-day what perhaps he had
yesterday, by his own manner of treating the subject, made them fond of
repeating; and I fancy Mr. B--- has not forgotten that though his friend
one evening in a gay humour talked in praise of wine as one of the
blessings permitted by heaven, when used with moderation, to lighten the
load of life, and give men strength to endure it; yet, when in
consequence of such talk he thought fit to make a Bacchanalian discourse
in its favour, Mr. Johnson contradicted him somewhat roughly, as I
remember; and when, to assure himself of conquest, he added these words:
"You must allow me, sir, at least that it produces truth; in vino
veritas, you know, sir." "That," replied Mr. Johnson, "would be useless
to a man who knew he was not a liar when he was sober."
When one talks of giving and taking the lie familiarly, it is impossible
to forbear recollecting the transactions between the editor of "Ossian,"
and the author of the "Journey to the Hebrides." It was most observable
to me, however, that Mr. Johnson never bore his antagonist the slightest
degree of ill-will. He always kept those quarrels which belonged to him
as a writer separate from those which he had to do with as a man; but I
never did hear him say in private one malicious word of a public enemy;
and of Mr. Macpherson I once heard him speak respectfully, though his
reply to the friend who asked him if _any man living_ could have written
such a book, is well known, and has been often repeated--"Yes, sir, many
men, many women, and many children."
I inquired of him myself if this story was authentic, and he said it was.
I made the same inquiry concerning his account of the state of literature
in Scotland, which was repeated up and down at one time by everybody--"How
knowledge was divided among the Scots, like bread in a besieged town, to
every man a mouthful, to no man a bellyful." This story he likewise
acknowledged, and said, besides, "that some officious friend had carried
it to Lord Bute, who only answered, 'Well, well! never mind what he says,
he will have the pension all one.'"
Another famous reply to a Scotsman who commended the beauty and dignity
of Glasgow, till Mr. Johnson stopped him by observing, "that he probably
had never yet seen Brentford," was one of the jokes he owned; and said
himself "that when a gentleman of that country once mentioned the lovely
prospects common in his nation, he could not help telling him that the
view of the London road was the prospect in which every Scotsman most
naturally and most rationally delighted."
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