Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Great Britain. Metropolitan Police Office -- Fiction; Wills -- Fiction
“I am speaking of myself,” said the old man, and there came into
his face a curious expression of dignity. “I say, and I maintain,
that a gentleman is a gentleman whatever company he affects. At
my old college I once reproved an undergraduate.” He was speaking
with stately, almost pompous distinctness. “I said, ‘There is an
axiom to which I would refer you, _De gustibus non est disputandum_,
and--and----’”
His shaking fingers went up again to the tell-tale mouth, and the
vacant smile came back.
“Look here,” said Connor, shaking his arm, “we don’t want to know
anything about your damned college; we want to know how Angel got into
our crib.”
The old man looked puzzled.
“Yes, yes,” he muttered; “of course, Mr. Connor, you have been most
kind--the crib--ah!--the young man who wanted to rent or hire the room
upstairs.”
“Yes, yes,” said Connor eagerly.
“A most admirable young man,” old George rambled on, “but very
inquisitive. I remember once, when I was addressing a large
congregation of young men at Cheltenham--or it may have been young
ladies--I----”
“Curse the man!” cried Goyle in a fury. “Make him answer, or stop his
mouth.”
Connor warned him back.
“Let him talk in his own way,” he said.
“This admirable person,” the old man went on, happily striking on the
subject again, “desired information that I was not disposed to give,
Mr. Connor, remembering your many kindnesses, particularly in respect
to one Mr. Vinnis.”
“Yes, go on,” urged Connor, and the face of Vinnis was tense.
“I fear there are times when my usually active mind takes on
a sluggishness which is foreign to my character--my normal
character”--old George was again the pedant--“when the unobservant
stranger might be deceived into regarding me as a negligible quantity.
The admirable young man so far treated me as such as to remark to his
companion that there was a rope--yes, distinctly a rope--for the said
Mr. Vinnis.”
The face of Vinnis was livid.
“And,” asked Connor, “what happened next? There were two of them, were
there?”
The old man nodded gravely; he nodded a number of times, as though the
exercise pleased him.
“The other young man--not the amiable one, but another--upon finding
that I could not rent or hire the rooms--as indeed I could not, Mr.
Connor, without your permission--engaged me in conversation--very
loudly he spoke, too--on the relative values of cabbage and carrot as
food for herbaceous mammals. Where the amiable gentleman was at that
moment I cannot say----”
“I can guess,” thought Connor.
“I can remember the occasion well,” old George continued, “because that
night I was alarmed and startled by strange noises from the empty rooms
upstairs, which I very naturally and properly concluded were caused----”
He stopped, and glancing fearfully about the room, went on in a lower
tone.
“By certain spirits,” he whispered mysteriously, and pointed and
leered first at one and then another of the occupants of the room.
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