Anglus.--Oh, mercy. I have hooked a young duck! Where is my landing-
net? Nay, I have left it under yonder elm!
[He struggles with the young duck. By the conclusion of the fray the
Rise is over.
Anglus.--I have saved my fly, but lo, the trout have ceased to feed, and
will rise no more till after sunset. Well, "a merry heart goes all the
way!" And lo, here comes my Scholar. Ho, runaway, how have you sped?
Scotus.--Not ill. Here be my spoils, great ones; but how faint-hearted
are your southern trout!
Anglus.--That fat fellow is a good three pounds by the scales. But,
Scholar, with what fly caught ye these, and where?
Scotus.--Marry, Master, in a Mill-tail, where the water lagged not, but
ran free as it doth in bonny Scotland; nor with no fly did I grip him,
but with an artificial penk, or minnow. It was made by a handsome woman
that had a fine hand, and wrought for Master Brown, of Aberdeen. The
mould, or body of the minnow, is of parchment, methinks, and he hath fins
of copper, all so curiously dissembled that it will beguile any sharp-
sighted trout in a swift stream. Men call it a Phantom, Master; wilt
thou not try my Phantom?
Anglus.--Begone, sirrah. I took thee for an angler, and thou art but a
poaching knave!
Scotus.--Knave thyself! I will break thy head!
Anglus.--Softly, Scholar. Here comes good Master Hedgely, who will see
fair play. Now lie there, my coat, and have at you!
[They fight, SCOTUS is knocked down.
Anglus.--Half-minute time! Time is up! Master Hedgely, in my dry fly
box thou wilt find a little sponge for moistening of my casting lines.
Wilt thou, of thy courtesy, throw it up for my Scholar? And now,
Scholar, trust me, thy guard is too low. I hope thou bearest no malice.
Scotus.--None, Master. But, lo! I am an hungered; wilt thou taste my
cates? Here I have bread slices and marmalade of Dundee. This fishing
is marvellous hungry work.
Anglus.--Gladly will I fall to, but first say me a grace--Benedictus
benedicat! Where is thine usquebaugh? Marry, 'tis the right Talisker!
Scotus.--And now, Master, wherefore wert thou wroth with me? Came we not
forth to catch fish?
Anglus.--Nay, marry, Scholar, by no means to catch fish, but to fish with
the dry fly. Now this, humanly speaking, is impossible; natheless it is
rare sport. But for your fish, as they were ill come by, let us even
give them to good Master Hedgely here, and so be merry till the sedges
come on in the late twilight. And, trust me, this is the rarest fishing,
and the peacefulest; only see that thou fish not with the wet fly, for
that is Anathema. So shall we have light consciences.
Scotus.--And light baskets!
Anglus.--Ay, it may be so.
FOOTNOTES
{1} Too true, alas!
{2} It should be added that large trout, up to six pounds, are sometimes
taken. One boatman assured me that he had caught two three-pounders at
one cast.
{3} From motives of delicacy I suppress the true name of the river.
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