Country life -- Fiction; Domestic fiction; Mothers and daughters -- Fiction; Scotland -- Fiction
Mrs. Douglas laughed, and told her daughter not to exaggerate.
"Mrs. Nicol was a particularly nice woman, and there was nothing wrong
with John and Mackenzie except high spirits. Mackenzie came to see us
at Priorsford--I think you must have been away from home--such a quiet,
well-mannered young fellow. Both he and his brother are doing very
well. The Nicols were mild compared to the Wrights--you remember Phil
and Ronald?"
Ann threw up her hands at the mention of the names.
"The Wrights," she said, "were really the frozen edge. The only thing
Mrs. Wright had ever been able to teach her offspring was to call her
'Mother dear,' which they did religiously. Davie was no model, but he
sat round-eyed at the performance of the Wrights when they came to tea.
They mounted on the table and pranced among the butter and jam dishes,
and to all their mother's anguished entreaties to desist they replied,
in the broadest of accents, 'We wull not, Mother dear--we wull not.'
They thought Davie's accent rather finicking--Davie's accent which at
that stage was a compound of low Glasgow and broad Linlithgow picked up
from the nursemaid--and asked, 'Is Davie English, Mother dear?'
"'No, no, darlings' (Mrs. Wright's own accent was all that there was of
the most genteel), 'he only speaks nicely.' Marget used to shake her
head over the Wrights and say, 'Eh, I say, thae bairns need a guid
skelpin'.'"
"Yes," said Mrs. Douglas; "but the last time I saw the Wright boys they
were the most glossy-looking creatures--you know the kind of young men
whose hair looks unnaturally bright and whose clothes fit almost too
well; don't you call them 'knuts'?--with supercilious manners and
Glasgow-English voices, and I rather yearned for the extremely bad but
quite unaffected little boys they once had been."
"I know; one often regrets the 'lad that is gone.' Boys are like pigs,
they are nicest when they are small. Talking of the Wrights reminds me
of a children's party we once gave, to which you invited a missionary's
little girl, and two black boys. You had never seen them and thought
they would be quite tiny, and when they came they were great strong
creatures with _pointed teeth_. Somebody told us they had teeth like
that because they were cannibals, and, after hearing that, it was a
nightmare evening. We played hide-and-seek, and every one screamed
with terror when caught by the poor black boys. It was terrible to see
them eating sandwiches at supper and reflect on what they would have
_liked_ to eat."
"Oh, Ann! The poor innocents! They weren't cannibals; they were
rescued by the missionaries when they were babies. But I must say I
was rather alarmed when I saw how big they were. They didn't realise
their own strength, and I was afraid they might hurt some of the little
ones. I spent an anxious evening, too."
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