"I never thought that old wench was as black as she was painted," Sam
declared, with as much firmness as he could command in the presence of
so much femininity. "If this had been a community of men, instead of
three-fourths the other sort, she’d have been reinstated long before
this. I’ll bet, if the Scriptural injunction for the innocent to cast
the first stone was obeyed, there wouldn’t be no hail-storm o’ rocks in
this neighborhood."
"Oh, she would just suit a lot of men!" Jane said, in a tone which
indicated the very lowest estimation of her brother-in-law’s opinion.
"It takes women to size up women. I want to meet the old thing now, just
to show her that I’m still alive and kicking."
Jane had this opportunity sooner than she expected. Dr. Putnam had
enjoined upon her a certain amount of physical exercise, and so one
afternoon, shortly after getting back, she walked slowly down to
Wilson’s store. It was on her return homeward, while passing a portion
of Ann’s pasture, where the latter, with pencil and paper in hand, was
laying out some ditches for drainage, that she saw her opportunity.
"Now, if she don’t turn and run, I’ll get a whack at her," she chuckled.
"It will literally kill the old thing to see me walking so spry."
Thereupon, in advancing, Jane quickened her step, putting a sort of
jaunty swing to her whole gaunt frame. With only the worm fence and its
rough clothing of wild vines and briers between them, the women met face
to face. There was a strange, unaggressive wavering in Ann’s eyes, but
her enemy did not heed it.
"Ah ha!" she cried. "I reckon this is some surprise to you, Ann Boyd! I
reckon you won’t brag about being such a wonderful health prophet now! I
was told down in Atlanta—by _experts_, mind you—that my heart and lungs
were as sound as a dollar, and that, counting on the long lives of my
folks on both sides, I’m good for fifty years yet."
"Huh! I never gave any opinion on how long you’d live, that I know of,"
Ann said, sharply.
"You didn’t, heigh? You didn’t, that day at the wash-place when you
stood over me and shook your finger in my face and said you knew what my
trouble was, and was waiting to see it get me down? Now, I reckon you
remember!"
"I don’t remember saying one word about your cancer, if that’s what you
are talking about," Ann sniffed. "I couldn’t ’a’ said anything about it,
for I didn’t know you had it."
"Now, I know _that’s_ not so; you are just trying to take backwater,
because you are beat. That peddler that examined me and sold me a bottle
of medicine went right to your house, and you pumped him dry as to my
condition."
"Huh! he said you just had a stiff arm," said Ann. "I wasn’t alluding to
that at all."
"You say you wasn’t, then what was you talking about? I’d like to know."
"Well, that’s for me to know and you to find out," Ann said, goaded to
anger. "I don’t have to tell you all I know and think. Now, you go on
about your business, Jane Hemingway, and let me alone."
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