Country life -- Fiction; Vicars, Parochial -- England -- Fiction
Now I was pretty sure that Rogers’s conduct was simple consistency, and
that the difficulty arose from his always acting upon one or two of the
plainest principles of truth and right; whereas his wife, good
woman—for the bad, old leaven of the Pharisees could not rise much in
her somehow—was always reminding him of certain precepts of behaviour
to the oblivion of principles. “A bird in the hand,” &c.—“Marry in
haste,” &c.—“When want comes in at the door love flies out at the
window,” were amongst her favourite sayings; although not one of them
was supported by her own experience. For instance, she had married in
haste herself, and never, I believe, had once thought of repenting of
it, although she had had far more than the requisite leisure for doing
so. And many was the time that want had come in at her door, and the
first thing it always did was to clip the wings of Love, and make him
less flighty, and more tender and serviceable. So I could not even
pretend to read her husband a lecture.
“He’s a curious man, Old Rogers,” I said. “But as far as I can see,
he’s in the right, in the main. Isn’t he now?”
“Oh, yes, I daresay. I think he’s always right about the rights of the
thing, you know. But a body may go too far that way. It won’t do to
starve, sir.”
Strange confusion—or, ought I not rather to say?—ordinary and
commonplace confusion of ideas!
“I don’t think,” I said, “any one can go too far in the right way.”
“That’s just what I want my old ’oman to see, and I can’t get it into
her, sir. If a thing’s right, it’s right, and if a thing’s wrong, why,
wrong it is. The helm must either be to starboard or port, sir.”
“But why talk of starving?” I said. “Can’t Dick work? Who could think
of starting that nonsense?”
“Why, my old ’oman here. She wants ’em to give it up, and wait for
better times. The fact is, she don’t want to lose the girl.”
“But she hasn’t got her at home now.”
“She can have her when she wants her, though—leastways after a bit of
warning. Whereas, if she was married, and the consequences a follerin’
at her heels, like a man-o’-war with her convoy, she would find she was
chartered for another port, she would.”
“Well, you see, sir, Rogers and me’s not so young as we once was, and
we’re likely to be growing older every day. And if there’s a difficulty
in the way of Jane’s marriage, why, I take it as a Godsend.”
“How would you have liked such a Godsend, Mrs Rogers, when you were
going to be married to your sailor here? What would you have done?”
“Why, whatever he liked to be sure. But then, you see, Dick’s not my
Rogers.”
“But your daughter thinks about him much in the same way as you did
about this dear old man here when he was young.”
“Young people may be in the wrong, _I_ see nothing in Dick Brownrigg.”
“But young people may be right sometimes, and old people may be wrong
sometimes.”
“I can’t be wrong about Rogers.”
“No, but you may be wrong about Dick.”
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