Joe now experienced a renewed zest in entertaining his table companions.
As a careless youth to youths he related the surprising adventures of
his hours of ease, making out that they were not at all surprising. When
he wished to make a good impression, Joe never allowed himself to boast,
but let it be assumed that the other man was quite as bold, shameless,
insatiable and lucky as himself. His middle-aged listeners fawned upon
him in gratified vanity. Joe never looked again, but was always
conscious of the hot-eyed spectator in the background. Let the kid see
how I can make the famous Cooper Gillett eat out of my hand, he thought.
“. . . She was dining with her husband at the next table. I had Millie
with me. Millie and the husband were sitting back to back, and that left
the peach, facing me, see? All through the meal she kept looking at me
in a certain way; you know how they do. They love to do it when they’re
with their husbands. It’s a slap in the old man’s eye; and they feel
safe when he’s there. Don’t expect to be taken up. But they don’t
usually do it when you’ve already got such a pretty girl as Millie with
you. That suggested to me that the peach must be damn sure of her
charms, and I was interested. She _was_ a peach!
“Usually, Millie is a good-natured little thing; and I suggested that
she follow the peach into the ladies’ cloak-room, and make a date with
her for me. But for some reason she got up on her ear—you know how it
is with women; and refused. So I shook her. I timed it so’s I came out
on the sidewalk right behind the peach and her hubby. I marched up to
her and raised my hat. Gosh! she near died. Didn’t know which way to
turn. But she was game. She recovered herself, and introduced me to the
old man as Mr. Smithers. He was jealous as Hell. That made it twice as
much fun, of course; you know! An old clothes-bag like that, hadn’t any
right to have such a pretty wife, anyhow.
“The old man had called a hansom, and she invited me to ride up-town
with them—since I lived just around the corner from them, as she said.
The old man made out to sit in the middle, but that just suited me,
because he had to sit forward a little, and the peach and I were able to
talk sign language behind his back. And all the way up-town I need
hardly say, she was real affectionate to him, pulling his ear, and
rubbing her cheek against his shoulder. Isn’t that like a woman? By God!
if I ever get a wife, I’ll recognize the danger signals! And she told
him all about me, see? thus providing me with my cues. Oh! she was a
clever little devil! When we got up to their flat, she sent him out to
the delicatessen for bottled beer. . . .”
When the party at the round table broke up, they passed close beside
Wilfred’s table on their way to the Twenty-Sixth street door. Joe did
not look at Wilfred; but was pleasantly aware of the look that the other
cast upon him as he went by.
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