"Patch is too funny," he said. "He'll come as far as the bank--you
know, below the thicket--and not a step farther. He just stands there
and wags his tail apologetically. And there at the foot of the bank he
waits until I return."
Valerie laughed merrily.
"Poor little dog," she said. "It was enough to----"
"I say, Val, did I leave my flask in the car?"
The two had been too much absorbed to observe the return of the
fresh-faced youngster, and the latter's words cut their communion
short, much as the sudden rasp of curtain-rings scatters the rear of
slumber. It was providential that the world was moving again. The
suspension of perpetual motion would have been bound to excite remark.
As it was, the new-comer was upon the very edge of staring, when--
"Let me introduce Mr. Every--Major Lyveden," said Valerie. The two men
nodded mechanically and murmured politeness. "Yes, you did, Peter.
Here you are." She plucked the lost property from the bowels of the
seat and rose to restore it. "By the way," she added adroitly, "now's
your chance. Major Lyveden'll tell you whether you ought to wash a
horse's legs."
Thus appealed to--
"Unless," said Anthony, "you've got a groom in a million, I shouldn't
advise it. It means mud-fever."
"There you are," said Valerie, doubly triumphant.
The youth's face was a study. Respect was fairly bundling Astonishment
out of the way. Anthony had spoken as one having authority, and Every
was visibly impressed.
"You really think so, sir?"
With one accord Valerie and Anthony smiled. The employment of the
title was at once so irregular and so appropriate. Instinct had shown
herself to be above raiment. Surely no manner of man ever was paid so
exquisite a compliment.
A motor-horn coughed, and Anthony glanced over his shoulder. Then--
"I must go," he said quietly. "Good-bye."
He touched his cap with a smile and left them. Every gazed after him
with his hat in his hand. Then he looked at Valerie with wide eyes.
"But--but he's a footman," he said stupidly.
* * * * *
When upon the following day Anthony admitted that he had never seen the
view from The Beacon, the Alisons, all three, cried out upon the
omission with no uncertain voice.
The four were breakfasting.
"But," declared Anne, "you simply must see it. It's the most wonderful
view in the world."
Anthony doubted this. He did not say so, of course, but he would have
staked a month's wages that he could have shown them a finer. As it
was, he expressed politely enthusiastic astonishment.
"It is, really," said Betty. "And the tints at this time of year--why,
even George raves about it!"
"That's right," said her husband. "Never lose an opportunity of
insult. Why 'even George'? Can't a chauffeur have a soul?"
"Who went to sleep at the Russian Ballet?" said Betty.
"Go on," said George. "Rake over the muck-heap. And what if I did?
The music suggested slumber. I merely adopted the suggestion."
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