Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
Gumbril began talking with erudition about the flora of West Surrey:
where you could find butterfly orchis and green man and the bee, the
wood where there was actually wild columbine growing, the best
localities for butcher’s broom, the outcrops of clay where you get wild
daffodils. All this odd knowledge came spouting up into his mind from
some underground source of memory. Flowers—he never thought about
flowers nowadays from one year’s end to the other. But his mother had
liked flowers. Every spring and summer they used to go down to stay at
their cottage in the country. All their walks, all their drives in the
governess cart had been hunts after flowers. And naturally the child had
hunted with all his mother’s ardour. He had kept books of pressed
flowers, he had mummified them in hot sand, he had drawn maps of the
country and coloured them elaborately with different coloured inks to
show where the different flowers grew. How long ago all that was!
Horribly long ago! Many seeds had fallen in the stony places of his
spirit, to spring luxuriantly up into stalky plants and wither again
because they had no deepness of earth; many had been sown there and had
died, since his mother scattered the seeds of the wild flowers.
“And if you want sundew,” he wound up, “you’ll find it in the Punch
Bowl, under Hindhead. Or round about Frensham. The Little Pond, you
know, not the Big.”
“But you know all about them,” Emily exclaimed in delight. “I’m ashamed
of my poor little knowledge. And you must really love them as much as I
do.”
Gumbril did not deny it; they were linked henceforth by a chain of
flowers.
But what else did she do?
Oh, of course she played the piano a great deal. Very badly; but at any
rate it gave her pleasure. Beethoven: she liked Beethoven best. More or
less, she knew all the sonatas, though she could never keep up anything
like the right speed in the difficult parts.
Gumbril had again shown himself wonderfully at home. “Aha!” he said. “I
bet you can’t shake that low B in the last variation but one of Op. 106
so that it doesn’t sound ridiculous.”
And of course she couldn’t, and of course she was glad that he knew all
about it and how impossible it was.
In the cab, as they drove back to Kew that evening, the Complete Man had
decided it was time to do something decisive. The parting kiss—more of a
playful sonorous buss than a serious embracement—that was already in the
protocol, as signed and sealed before her departure by giggling Molly.
It was time, the Complete Man considered, that this salute should take
on a character less formal and less playful. One, two, three and,
decisively, as they passed through Hammersmith Broadway, he risked the
gesture. Emily burst into tears. He was not prepared for that, though
perhaps he should have been. It was only by imploring, only by almost
weeping himself, that Gumbril persuaded her to revoke her decision
never, never to see him again.
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