Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
There was a silence. With raised eyebrows Gumbril looked over Mrs.
Viveash’s shoulder at her reflection. Her eyes were calm and without
expression, she did not smile or frown. Gumbril still questioningly
looked. In the end he began to laugh.
CHAPTER XV
They were playing that latest novelty from across the water, “What’s he
to Hecuba?” Sweet, sweet and piercing, the saxophone pierced into the
very bowels of compassion and tenderness, pierced like a revelation from
heaven, pierced like the angel’s treacly dart into the holy Teresa’s
quivering and ecstasiated flank. More ripely and roundly, with a kindly
and less agonizing voluptuousness, the ’cello meditated those Mohammedan
ecstasies that last, under the green palms of Paradise, six hundred
inenarrable years apiece. Into this charged atmosphere the violin
admitted refreshing draughts of fresh air, cool and thin like the breath
from a still damp squirt. And the piano hammered and rattled away
unmindful of the sensibilities of the other instruments, banged away all
the time reminding every one concerned, in a thoroughly business-like
way, that this was a cabaret where people came to dance the fox-trot;
not a baroque church for female saints to go into ecstasies in, not a
mild, happy valley of tumbling houris.
At each recurrence of the refrain the four negroes of the orchestra, or
at least the three of them who played with their hands alone—for the
saxophonist always blew at this point with a redoubled sweetness,
enriching the passage with a warbling contrapuntal soliloquy that fairly
wrung the entrails and transported the pierced heart—broke into
melancholy and drawling song:
“What’s he to Hecuba?
Nothing at all.
That’s why there’ll be no wedding on Wednesday week,
Way down in old Bengal.”
“What unspeakable sadness,” said Gumbril, as he stepped, stepped through
the intricacies of the trot. “Eternal passion, eternal pain. _Les chants
désesperés sont les chants les plus beaux, Et j’en sais d’immortels qui
sont de purs sanglots._ Rum tiddle-um-tum, pom-pom. Amen. What’s he to
Hecuba? Nothing at all. Nothing, mark you. Nothing, nothing.”
“Nothing,” repeated Mrs. Viveash. “I know all about that.” She sighed.
“I am nothing to you,” said Gumbril, gliding with skill between the wall
and the Charybdis of a couple dangerously experimenting with a new step.
“You are nothing to me. Thank God. And yet here we are, two bodies with
but a single thought, a beast with two backs, a perfectly united centaur
trotting, trotting.” They trotted.
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