Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
In the room it began to grow dark; colours vanished, forms ran together.
The easel and Myra’s portrait were now a single black silhouette against
the window. Near and far were fused, become one and continuous in the
darkness, became a part of the darkness. Outside the window the pale
twilight grew more sombre. The children shouted shrilly, playing their
games under the green gas lamps. The mirthless, ferocious laughter of
young girls mocked and invited. Lypiatt stretched out his hand and
fingered the pistol.
Down below, at his door, he heard a sharp knocking. He lifted his head
and listened, caught the sound of two voices, a man’s and a woman’s.
Myra’s voice he recognized at once; the other, he supposed, was
Gumbril’s.
“Hideous to think that people actually live in places like this,”
Gumbril was saying. “Look at those children. It ought to be punishable
by law to produce children in this street.”
“They always take me for the Pied Piper,” said Mrs. Viveash. Lypiatt got
up and crept to the window. He could hear all they said.
“I wonder if Lypiatt’s in. I don’t see any sign of a light.”
“But he has heavy curtains,” said Mrs. Viveash, “and I know for a fact
that he always composes his poetry in the dark. He may be composing
poetry.”
Gumbril laughed.
“Knock again,” said Mrs. Viveash. “Poets are always absorbed, you know.
And Casimir’s always the poet.”
“_Il Poeta_—capital P. Like d’Annunzio in the Italian papers,” said
Gumbril. “Did you know that d’Annunzio has books printed on mackintosh
for his bath?” He rapped again at the door. “I saw it in the _Corriere
della Sera_ the other day at the club. He reads the _Little Flowers of
St. Francis_ by preference in his bath. And he has a fountain pen with
waterproof ink in the soap-dish, so that he can add a few Fioretti of
his own whenever he feels like it. We might suggest that to Casimir.”
Lypiatt stood with folded arms by the window, listening. How lightly
they threw his life, his heart, from hand to hand, as though it were a
ball and they were playing a game! He thought suddenly of all the times
he had spoken lightly and maliciously of other people. His own person
had always seemed, on those occasions, sacred. One knew in theory very
well that others spoke of one contemptuously—as one spoke of them. In
practice—it was hard to believe.
“Poor Casimir!” said Mrs. Viveash. “I’m afraid his show was a failure.”
“I know it was,” said Gumbril. “Complete and absolute. I told my tame
capitalist that he ought to employ Lypiatt for our advertisements. He’d
be excellent for those. And it would mean some genuine money in his
pocket.”
“But the worst of it is,” said Mrs. Viveash, “that he’ll only feel
insulted by the suggestion.” She looked up at the window.
“I don’t know why,” she went on, “this house looks most horribly dead. I
hope nothing’s happened to poor Casimir. I have a most disagreeable
feeling that it may have.”
“Ah, this famous feminine intuition,” laughed Gumbril. He knocked again.
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