Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
They all go to sleep at once, wake at once, say the
same thing at once; they turn all at once when they’re flying. Without a
leader, without a word of command, they do everything together, in
complete unison. Sitting here in the evenings, I sometimes fancy I can
feel their thoughts striking against my own. It has happened to me once
or twice: that I have known a second before it actually happened, that
the birds were going to wake up and begin their half-minute of chatter
in the dark. Wait! Hush.” Gumbril Senior threw back his head, pressed
his hand over his mouth, as though by commanding silence on himself he
could command it on the whole world. “I believe they’re going to wake
now. I feel it.”
He was silent. Mrs. Viveash looked towards the dark trees and listened.
A full minute passed. Then the old gentleman burst out happily laughing.
“Completely wrong!” he said. “They’ve never been more soundly asleep.”
Mrs. Viveash laughed too. “Perhaps they all changed their minds, just as
they were waking up,” she suggested.
Gumbril Junior reappeared; glasses clinked as he walked, and there was a
little rattle of crockery. He was carrying a tray.
“Cold beef,” he said, “and salad and a bit of a cold apple-pie. It might
be worse.”
They drew up chairs to Gumbril Senior’s work-table, and there, among the
letters and the unpaid bills and the sketchy elevations of archiducal
palaces, they ate the beef and the apple-pie, and drank the
one-and-ninepenny _vin ordinaire_ of the house. Gumbril Senior, who had
already supped, looked on at them from the balcony.
“Did I tell you,” said Gumbril Junior, “that we saw Mr. Porteous’s son
the other evening—very drunk?”
Gumbril Senior threw up his hands. “If you knew the calamities that
young imbecile has been the cause of!”
“What’s he done?”
“Gambled away I don’t know how much borrowed money. And poor Porteous
can’t afford anything—even now.” Mr. Gumbril shook his head and clutched
and combed his beard. “It’s a fearful blow, but of course, Porteous is
very steadfast and serene and.... There!” Gumbril Senior interrupted
himself, holding up his hand. “Listen!”
In the fourteen plane trees the starlings had suddenly woken up.
There was a wild outburst, like a stormy sitting in the Italian
Parliament. Then all was silent. Gumbril Senior listened, enchanted. His
face, as he turned back towards the light, revealed itself all smiles.
His hair seemed to have blown loose of its own accord, from within, so
to speak; he pushed it into place.
“You heard them?” he asked Mrs. Viveash. “What can they have to say to
one another, I wonder, at this time of night?”
“And did you feel they were going to wake up?” Mrs. Viveash inquired.
“No,” said Gumbril Senior with candour.
“When we’ve finished,” Gumbril Junior spoke with his mouth full, “you
must show Myra your model of London. She’d adore it—except that it has
no electric sky-signs.”
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