Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
Between the broad double-doors through which the horses passed to their
fodder and repose were little narrow human doors—for the Yahoos, Lypiatt
used to say in his large allusive way; and when he said it he laughed
with the loud and bell-mouthed cynicism of one who sees himself as a
misunderstood and embittered Prometheus. At one of these little Yahoo
doors Mrs. Viveash halted and rapped as loudly as a small and
stiff-hinged knocker would permit. Patiently she waited; several small
and dirty children collected to stare at her. She knocked again and
again waited. More children came running up from the farther end of the
mews; two young girls of fifteen or sixteen appeared at a neighbouring
doorway and immediately gave tongue in whoops of mirthless, hyena-like
laughter.
“Have you ever read about the pied piper of Hamelin?” Mrs. Viveash asked
the nearest child. Terrified, it shrank away. “I thought not,” she said,
and knocked again.
There was a sound, at last, of heavy feet slowly descending steep
stairs; the door opened.
“Welcome to the palazzo!” It was Lypiatt’s heroic formula of
hospitality.
“Welcome at last,” Mrs. Viveash corrected, and followed him up a narrow,
dark staircase that was as steep as a ladder. He was dressed in a
velveteen jacket and linen trousers that should have been white, but
needed washing. He was dishevelled and his hands were dirty.
“Did you knock more than once?” he asked, looking back over his
shoulder.
“More than twenty times,” Mrs. Viveash justifiably exaggerated.
“I’m infinitely sorry,” protested Lypiatt. “I get so deeply absorbed in
my work, you know. Did you wait long?”
“The children enjoyed it, at any rate.” Mrs. Viveash was irritated by a
suspicion, which was probably, after all, quite unjustified, that
Casimir had been rather consciously absorbed in his work; that he had
heard her first knock and plunged the more profoundly into those depths
of absorption where the true artist always dwells, or at any rate ought
to dwell; to rise at her third appeal with a slow, pained reluctance,
cursing, perhaps, at the importunity of a world which thus noisily
interrupted the flow of his inspiration. “Queer, the way they stare at
one,” she went on, with a note in her dying voice of a petulance that
the children had not inspired. “Does one look such a guy?”
Lypiatt threw open the door at the head of the stairs and stood there on
the threshold, waiting for her. “Queer?” he repeated. “Not a bit.” And
as she moved past him into the room, he laid his hand on her shoulder
and fell into step with her, leaving the door to slam behind them.
“Merely an example of the mob’s instinctive dislike of the aristocratic
individual. That’s all. ‘Oh, why was I born with a different face?’
Thank God I was, though. And so were you. But the difference has its
disadvantages; the children throw stones.”
“They didn’t throw stones.” Mrs. Viveash was too truthful, this time.
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