Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
Gumbril leaned back in his corner, wondering, as he studied that averted
profile, who or what this young woman could be. She seemed to be in the
obvious movement, to like the sort of things one would expect people to
like; she seemed to be as highly civilized, in Mr. Mercaptan’s rather
technical sense of the term, as free of all prejudices as the great
exponent of civilization himself.
She seemed, from her coolly dropped hints, to possess all the dangerous
experience, all the assurance and easy ruthlessness of a great lady
whose whole life is occupied in the interminable affairs of the heart,
the senses and the head. But, by a strange contradiction she seemed to
find her life narrow and uninteresting. She had complained in so many
words that her husband misunderstood and neglected her, had complained,
by implication, that she knew very few interesting people.
The maisonnette in Bloxam Gardens was certainly not very splendid—six
rooms on the second and third floors of a peeling stucco house. And the
furniture—decidedly Hire Purchase. And the curtains and
cretonnes—brightly ‘modern,’ positively ‘futurist.’
“What one has to put up with in furnished flats!” The lady made a
grimace as she ushered him into the sitting-room. And while she spoke
the words, she really managed to persuade herself that the furniture
wasn’t theirs, that they had found all this sordid stuff cluttering up
the rooms, not chosen it, oh with pains! themselves, not doggedly paid
for it, month by month.
“Our own things,” she murmured vaguely, “are stored. In the Riviera.” It
was there, under the palms, among the gaudy melon flowers and the
croupiers that the fastidious lady had last held her salon of young
poets. In the Riviera—that would explain, now she came to think of it, a
lot of things, if explanation ever became necessary.
The Complete Man nodded sympathetically. “Other people’s tastes,” he
held up his hands, they both laughed. “But why do we think of other
people?” he added. And coming forward with a conquering impulsiveness he
took both her long, fine hands in his and raised them to his bearded
mouth.
She looked at him for a second, then dropped her eyelids, took back her
hands. “I must go and make the tea,” she said. “The servants”—the plural
was a pardonable exaggeration—“are out.”
Gallantly, the Complete Man offered to come and help her. These scenes
of intimate life had a charm all their own. But she would not allow it.
“No, no,” she was very firm, “I simply forbid you. You must stay here. I
won’t be a moment,” and she was gone, closing the door carefully behind
her.
Left to himself, Gumbril sat down and filed his nails.
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