Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
The Complete Man also sat down. “So to adore at first sight,” he asked,
“is not of the l—least importance?”
She shook her head, smiled, raised and lowered her eyelids. One was so
well accustomed to this sort of thing; it had no importance. “Sugar?”
she asked. The young poet was safely there, sparkling across the
tea-table. He offered love and she, with the easy heartlessness of one
who is so well accustomed to this sort of thing, offered him sugar.
He nodded. “Please. But if it’s of no importance to you,” he went on,
“then I’ll go away at once.”
The lady laughed her section of a descending chromatic scale. “Oh no,
you won’t,” she said. “You can’t.” And she felt that the _grande dame_
had made a very fine stroke.
“Quite right,” the Complete Man replied; “I couldn’t.” He stirred his
tea. “But who are you,” he looked up at her suddenly, “you devilish
female?” He was genuinely anxious to know; and besides, he was paying
her a very pretty compliment. “What do you do with your dangerous
existence?”
“I enjoy life,” she said. “I think one ought to enjoy life. Don’t you? I
think it’s one’s first duty.” She became quite grave. “One ought to
enjoy every moment of it,” she said. “Oh, passionately, adventurously,
newly, excitingly, uniquely.”
The Complete Man laughed. “A conscientious hedonist. I see.”
She felt uncomfortably that the fastidious lady had not quite lived up
to her character. She had spoken more like a young woman who finds life
too dull and daily, and would like to get on to the cinema. “I am very
conscientious,” she said, making significant play with the magnolia
petals and smiling her riddling smile. She must retrieve the Great
Catherine’s reputation.
“I could see that from the first,” mocked the Complete Man with a
triumphant insolence. “Conscience doth make cowards of us all.”
The fastidious lady only contemptuously smiled. “Have a little chocolate
cake,” she suggested. Her heart was beating. She wondered, she wondered.
There was a long silence. Gumbril finished his chocolate cake, gloomily
drank his tea and did not speak. He found, all at once, that he had
nothing to say. His jovial confidence seemed, for the moment, to have
deserted him. He was only the Mild and Melancholy one foolishly
disguised as a Complete Man; a sheep in beaver’s clothing. He entrenched
himself behind his formidable silence and waited; waited, at first,
sitting in his chair, then, when this total inactivity became
unbearable, striding about the room.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account