Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
Lying on the sofa, Rosie pondered and remembered. Had the events of the
afternoon, she asked herself, really happened? They seemed very
improbable and remote, now, in this studious silence. She couldn’t help
feeling a little disappointed. Was it only this? So simple and obvious?
She tried to work herself up into a more exalted mood. She even tried to
feel guilty; but there she failed completely. She tried to feel
rapturous; but without much more success. Still, he certainly had been a
most extraordinary man. Such impudence, and at the same time such
delicacy and tact.
It was a pity she couldn’t afford to change the furniture. She saw now
that it wouldn’t do at all. She would go and tell Aunt Aggie about the
dreadful middle-classness of her Art and Craftiness.
She ought to have an Empire _chaise longue_. Like Madame Récamier. She
could see herself lying there, dispensing tea. “Like a delicious pink
snake.” He had called her that.
Well, really, now she came to think of it all again, it had been too
queer, too queer.
“What’s a hedonist?” she suddenly asked.
Shearwater looked up from the _Journal of Biochemistry_. “What?” he
said.
“A hedonist.”
“A man who holds that the end of life is pleasure.”
A ‘conscientious hedonist’—ah, that was good.
“This tea is cold,” Shearwater remarked.
“You should have drunk it before,” she said. The silence renewed and
prolonged itself.
Rosie was getting much better, Shearwater reflected, as he washed his
hands before supper, about not interrupting him when he was busy. This
evening she had really not disturbed him at all, or at most only once,
and that not seriously. There had been times in the past when the child
had really made life almost impossible. There were those months at the
beginning of their married life, when she had thought she would like to
study physiology herself and be a help to him. He remembered the hours
he had spent trying to teach her elementary facts about the chromosomes.
It had been a great relief when she abandoned the attempt. He had
suggested she should go in for stencilling patterns on Government linen.
Such pretty curtains and things one could make like that. But she hadn’t
taken very kindly to the idea. There had followed a long period when she
seemed to have nothing to do but prevent him from doing anything.
Ringing him up at the laboratory, invading his study, sitting on his
knee, or throwing her arms round his neck, or pulling his hair, or
asking ridiculous questions when he was trying to work.
Shearwater flattered himself that he had been extremely patient. He had
never got cross. He had just gone on as though she weren’t there. As
though she weren’t there.
“Hurry up,” he heard her calling. “The soup’s getting cold.”
“Coming,” he shouted back, and began to dry his large, blunt hands.
She seemed to have been improving lately. And to-night, to-night she had
been a model of non-existence.
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