multitude above all desire for a Religion,--but the seed has been sown,
and the harvest will be reaped, and a glorious Era is fast approaching,
when the free-thinking, free-speaking people of all nations shall
govern themselves and rejoice in the grand and God-less Light of
Universal Liberty?"
Somewhat heated by the fervor of his declamatory utterance, he passed
his hand among his straight locks, whether to cool his forehead, or to
show off the numerous jewelled rings on his fingers, it was difficult
to say, and continued more calmly:
"No, young sir!--the color of this river,--a color which, I willingly
admit, resembles the tint of flowing human blood,--has naught to do
with foolish omens and forecasts of evil,--'tis simply caused by the
influx of some foreign alluvial matter, probably washed down by storm
from, the sides of the distant mountains whence these waters have their
rising,--see you not how the tide is thick and heavy with an
unfloatable cargo of red sand? Some sudden disturbance of the soil,--or
a volcanic movement underneath the ocean,--or even a distant
earthquake, . . any of these may be the reason."...
"May be?--why not say MUST be," observed Theos half ironically, "since
learning makes you sure!"
His companion pressed the tips of his fingers delicately together, as
though blandly deprecating this observation.
"Nay, nay!--none of us, however wise, can say 'MUST BE'"--he argued
suavely--"It is not,--strictly speaking,--possible in this world to
pronounce an incontestable certainty."
"Not even that two and two are four?" suggested Theos, smiling.
"Not even that!"...replied the other with perfect gravity--"Inasmuch as
in the kingdom of Hypharus, whose borders touch ours, the inhabitants,
also highly civilized, do count their quantities by a totally different
method; and to them two and two are NOT four, the numbers two and four
not being included in their system of figures. Thus,--a Professor from
the Colleges of Hypharus could obstinately deny what to us seems the
plainest fact known to common-sense,--yet, were I to argue against him
I should never persuade him out of his theory,--nor could he move me
one jot from mine. And viewed from our differing standpoints,
therefore, the first simple multiplication of numbers could never be
proved correct beyond all question!"
Theos glanced at him in wonder,--the man must be mad, he thought, since
surely any one in his senses could see that two objects placed with
other two must necessarily make four!
"I confess you surprise me greatly, sir!"--he said, and, in spite of
himself, a little quiver of laughter shook his voice.. "What I asked
was by way of jest,--and I never thought to hear so simple a subject
treated with so much profound and almost doubting seriousness!
See!"--and he picked up four small stones from the roadway--"Count
these one by one, . . how many have you? Surely even a professor from
Hypharus could find no more, and no less than four?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account