American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Even Fanny was obliged to confess that her younger son Robert had been
cured of his incipient stammer after a few interviews with Lisburn. And
the young Carters, who, after three months of marriage, were confiding
to everyone their longing for divorce, had been reconciled. There was a
dream in this--about a large white gardenia--and there was an incident
connected with it--a girl in a florist's shop--
About this time the mayor, still worrying over the upkeep of the
museum, wanted some sort of entertainment given in order to raise
money. It was suggested that a lecture on psychoanalysis by Lisburn
would be popular. Norma was delegated to go and ask him--make him, was
the way the committee put it. Needless to say, she returned triumphant.
Aunt Georgy was among the first to arrive at the town hall on the
evening the lecture took place. She had become curious about the young
man and wanted a front seat. She limped up the aisle, leaning on her
grandfather's heavy ivory-headed cane, with little Evie beside her.
Norma was busy taking--one might almost say snatching--tickets at the
door. It is a peculiar feature of modern life that so much time is
spent first in getting lecturers to consent to lecture and then in
drumming up an audience to hear them. But this time the audience was
not difficult to get. They came in crowds.
The mayor opened the meeting. He was not a ready speaker, and the
sight of Evie, sitting so attentive in the front row, embarrassed him
hideously. He said a few panting words about the needs of the museum
and turned the meeting over to the Reverend Mr. Gordon, who was going
to introduce the speaker--who was going, in fact, to do a little bit
more than that.
He advanced to the edge of the platform, looked down at Evie and
smiled--after all, he wasn't in the pulpit--folded his hands as if lawn
frills ought to have been dripping from them, and began:
"It is my great pleasure and privilege to introduce the speaker of the
evening, although I myself am not at all in sympathy with the subject
about which--which--about which he--"
Aunt Georgy had a second of agony. Could he avoid using the verb "to
speak"? It seemed impossible; but she underrated his mental agility.
"--about which he is to make his interesting and instructive address."
Mr. Gordon pulled down his waistcoat with a slight gesture of triumph.
"The church," he continued, "has never been in very cordial sympathy
with what I may be permitted, perhaps, to call these lay miracle
workers."
Here he threw a smile over his shoulder to Lisburn--a smile intended
to be friendly and reassuring; but as it had in it something acid and
scornful, it only served to make his words more hostile. "The church
endures," he went on, "and watches in each generation the rise and fall
of a new science, a new philosophy, a new panacea, a new popular fad
like this one."
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