Why dwell on the mad scramble? That night was the culmination.
Disgraceful as was the thing in itself, it pales before the disgrace
incident to a mood of reckless confession which seized the company.
Somebody blurted out that she’d win that two hundred or die. Then a
nigh insane man in a corner shouted across the room, to the shocking
of all: “Let’s make it poker!”
The laugh that greeted this was spasmodic; and all at once right
before Mrs. Hummel on the central table, Mr. Stoker, as though he
had lost his mind, and grown wild and cynical, began to deal
out--ten-dollar bills from his deck. These Mr. Wheelock snatched up
and shook aloft with fearful merriment under the chandelier.
In that instant the boom collapsed. Who could predict the
psychological moment? The sight of the ten-dollar bills was too
much. Shame rushed into every breast; the reaction began; and
henceforth in the hands of everybody but Mrs. Hummel (who, brain on
fire, had failed to catch the significance of the moment), euchre
fell a limp and lifeless thing.
And that alone is why the preacher’s wife, who scarcely knew her
bowers, won the bedroom set.
A sudden, fierce knocking at the door, and in burst an officer.
“I have a warrant for the arrest of John Stoker,” said he.
“I’m here,” said Stoker, sneering and white; and Mrs. Stoker
fainted.
Everybody stared; all seized hats; like rats the euchre players
slunk away; the Corinthian cottage, like a bedizened but deserted
courtesan, stood gaudily shining in the night, alone.
Later the town awoke, as the high-roller awakes next morning with a
suffering and repentant head, and the readjustment began. Everybody
owed somebody for prizes, as, in ’88, everybody owed somebody for
lots. Everybody was a buffer to everybody. The thing let itself down
and evened itself up, and nobody was hard on anybody. And thus the
euchre boom passed into history.
Now the church people began to rehabilitate their consciences. And
Banker Wheelock hit upon a scheme. As financier of the bankrupt
soul, Wheelock will ever stand out a genius.
“Why,” said he to Botts, “we did it to help Hummel.”
“True,” said Botts, dazzled; “let’s go and tell him.”
And on a Saturday evening a score of citizens came to Hummel’s
house.
Hummel was lying pallid on a lounge.
“We’ve come,” said Wheelock, blandly, “to felicitate you. We
couldn’t bear to see you carry that debt, Hummel. We fixed the
little thing in what was, I agree, an unprecedented way. But when we
schemed beforehand with Mrs. Stoker to give a party and pass the
victory on to your wife--Hummel, my friend, our hearts went with
it!”
And Hummel, seeing this astonishing loophole for them all, arose to
greet the general smile.
“Kind friends,” said he, in trembling relief, “more blessed is it to
give than to receive.”
THE SORCERY OF ASENATH
By Maria Roberts
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