_B._ Did you see any of those perjurers and assassins
He told us of?
_X._ Aye,--lots. (_Looking round at the audience._)
I see ’em now--don’t you?
_B._ (_looking round_). To be sure I do, by Neptune! now I see ’em!--
What shall we do?
_X._ Go forward, I should say;
This is the place where lie those evil beasts--
The monsters that he talked of.
_B._ Oh! confound him!
He was romancing--trying to frighten me,
Knowing how bold I was--jealous, that’s the fact:
Never was such a braggart as that Hercules!
I only wish I _could_ fall in with something--
Some brave adventure, worthy of my visit.
_X._ Stop!--there!--by Jove, I heard a roar out yonder!
_B._ (_nervously_). Where, where?
_X._ Behind us.
_B._ (_pushing himself in front of Xanthias_). Go behind, sir, will you?
_X._ No--it’s in front.
_B._ (_getting behind Xanthias again_). Why don’t you go in front, then?
_X._ Great Jupiter! I see an awful beast!
_B._ What like?
_X._ Oh--horrible! like everything!
Now it’s a bull--and now a stag--and now
A beautiful woman!
_B._ (_jumping from behind X., and pushing him back_).
Where?--Let me go first!
_X._ It’s not a woman now--it’s a great dog!
_B._ (_in great terror, getting behind X. again_).
Oh!--it’s the Empusa![47]
_X._ (_getting frightened_). It’s got eyes like fire,
And its face all of a blaze!
_B._ And one brass leg?
_X._ Lawk-a-mercy, yes!--and a cloven foot on the other
--It has indeed!
_B._ (_looking round in terror_). “Where can I get to--tell me?
_X._ “Where can I go? (_runs into a corner._)
_B._ (_makes as if he would run into the arms of the Priest
of Bacchus, who had a seat of honour in the front
row._)
Good priest, protect me!--take me home to supper![48]
_X._ (_from his corner_). We’re lost--we’re lost!
O Hercules, dear master!
_B._ (_in a frightened whisper_). Don’t call me by
that name, you fool--don’t, don’t!
_X._ Well,--Bacchus, must I say?
_B._ No-o!--that’s worse still!
_X._ (_to something in the distance_). Avaunt, there!
go thy ways! (_Joyfully._) Here, master! here!
_B._ What is it?
_X._ Hurrah! take heart! we’ve had the greatest luck--
We can say now, in our great poet’s words,--
“After a storm there comes a calm.”--It’s gone!
_B._ Upon your oath?
_X._ Upon my oath.
_B._ You swear it?
_X._ I swear it.
_B._ Swear again.
_X._ I swear--by Jupiter.
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