Arthur O'Leary: His Wanderings And Ponderings In Many LandsLever, Charles
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Arthur O'Leary: His Wanderings And Ponderings In Many Lands
Lever, Charles
Fiction
‘And why not?’ interposed the chief. ‘Do you think there are bears or
wolves in the Ardennes forest in September?’
‘But I shall die of cold or hunger! I never endured such usage before!’
‘You’ll have plenty worse when you’ve joined us, I promise you,’ was the
short reply, as without further loss of time they passed the cord round
my waist, and began, with a dexterity that bespoke long practice, to
fasten me to the tree. I protested vigorously against the proceeding; I
declaimed loudly about the liberty of the subject; vowed that England
would take a frightful measure of retribution on the whole country, if a
hair of my head were injured, and even went so far in the fervour of my
indignation as to threaten the party with future consequences from the
police.
The word was enough. The leader drew his pistol from his belt, and
slapping down the pan, shook the priming with his hand.
‘So,’ cried he, in a harsh and savage voice, unlike his former tone,
‘you ‘d play the informer would you? Well, it’s honest at least to say
as much. Now then, my man, a quick shrift and a short prayer, for I’ll
send you where you’ll meet neither gendarmes nor revenue-officers, or if
you do, they’ll have enough of business on their hands not to care for
yours.’
‘Spare my life, most amiable monsieur,’ said I, with uplifted hands.
‘Never shall I utter one word about you, come what will. I’ll keep all
I’ve seen a secret. Don’t kill the father of eight children. Let me live
this time, and I’ll never wander off a turnpike road three yards as long
as I breathe.’
They actually screamed with laughter at the terror of my looks; and the
chief, seemingly satisfied with my protestation, replaced his pistol in
his belt, and kneeling down on the ground began leisurely to examine my
knapsack, which he coolly unstrapped and emptied on the grass.
‘What are these papers?’ said he, as he drew forth a most voluminous
roll of manuscript from a pocket.
‘They are notes of my travels,’ said I obsequiously--little pen sketches
of men and manners in the countries I’ve travelled in. I call them
“Adventures of Arthur O’Leary.” That’s my name, gentlemen, at your
service.’
‘Ah, indeed. Well, then, we’ve given you a very pretty little incident
for your journal this evening,’ said he, laughing, ‘in return for which
I’ll ask leave to borrow these memoranda for wadding for my gun. Believe
me, Monsieur O’Leary, they’ll make a greater noise in the world under my
auspices than under yours’; and with that he opened a rude clasp-knife
and proceeded to cut my valued manuscript into pieces about an inch
square. This done, he presented two of my shirts to each of his
followers, reserving three for himself; and having made a most impartial
division of my other effects, he pocketed the purse I carried, with its
few gold pieces, and then, rising to his feet said--
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