Arthur O'Leary: His Wanderings And Ponderings In Many LandsLever, Charles
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Arthur O'Leary: His Wanderings And Ponderings In Many Lands
Lever, Charles
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‘A dozen at least!’ repeated he, in an accent of wonderment. ‘_Ma foi_,
a very formidable gang. Do you remember any of their names?’
‘Devil take their names! how should I know them? Come, cut these cords,
will you? We can talk just as well when I ‘m free.’
‘Not so fast, not so fast,’ said he, admonishing me with a bland motion
of his hand. ‘Everything must be done in order. Now, since you don’t
know their names, we must put them down as “parties unknown.”’
‘Put them down whatever you like; but let me loose!’
‘All in good time. Let us proceed regularly. Who are your witnesses?’
‘Witnesses!’ screamed I, overcome with passion; ‘you’ll drive me
distracted! I tell you I was waylaid in the wood by a party of
scoundrels, and you ask me for their names, and then for my witnesses!
Cut these cords, and don’t be so infernally stupid! Come, old fellow,
look alive, will you?’
‘Softly, softly; don’t interrupt public justice,’ said he, with a most
provoking composure. ‘We must draw up the _procès-verbal_.’
‘To be sure,’ said I, endeavouring to see what might be done by
concurrence with him, ‘nothing more natural But let me loose first; and
then we ‘ll arrange the _procès_.’
‘Not at all; you’re all wrong,’ interposed he. ‘I must have two
witnesses first, to establish the fact of your present position; ay, and
they must be of sound mind, and able to sign their names.’
‘May Heaven grant me patience, or I’ll burst!’ said I to myself, while
he continued in a regular sing-song tone--
‘Then we’ll take the depositions in form. Where do you come from?’
‘Ireland,’ said I, with a deep sigh, wishing I were up to the neck in a
bog-hole there, in preference to my actual misfortune.
‘What language do you usually speak?’
‘English.’
‘There, now,’ said he, brightening up, ‘there’s an important fact
already in the class No. 1--identity--which speaks of “all traits,
marks, and characteristic signs by which the plaintiff may be known.”
Now, we’ll set you forth as “an Irishman that speaks English.”’
‘If you go on this way a little longer, you may put me down as “insane,”
for I vow to heaven I’m becoming so!’
‘Come, Bobeche,’ said he, turning towards the natural, who stood in mute
admiration at his side, ‘go over to Claude Gueirans, at the mill, and
see if the _notaire_ be up there--there was a marriage of his niece this
morning, and I think you ‘ll find him; then cross the bridge, and make
for Papalot’s, and ask him to come up here, and bring some stamped paper
to take informations with him. You may tell the curé as you go by that
there’s been a dreadful crime committed in the forest, and that “la
justice s’informe.’” These last words were pronounced with an accent of
the most magniloquent solemnity.
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