English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Rot,” said Blanche shortly. “We’ve made enough. We started in to give
me something to do—not to make money. Well, I’ve had my whack. I’ve had
enough to do to last me the rest of my life. Incidentally, I’ve been
paid—very handsomely paid. Well, I’m extremely grateful. I’ve got my
pretty cake and I’ve eaten it too. And now I’m for putting my feet up.”
“That’s very specious,” said Titus, “but the answer is this. The
‘incident,’ as you style it, has swallowed the main idea. To be
truthful, it swallowed it before we opened the shambles—or, if not
before, as soon as the sheep rolled up. When you’re out for a walk and
you strike a trail of nuggets, you’re apt to forget that you’re only out
for exercise. And quite right too. Why? Because you usually have to dig
for nuggets, and then like as not you’re wrong.”
He paused there to steal a glance at his wife.
Blanche was holding off her hand and regarding one of her rings with her
head on one side. This was a trick she practised when she was ill at
ease.
‘Before we opened the shambles.’
As though by accident, Titus had hit the nail square on the head. Yet it
was not by accident, as both of them knew.
There are occupations other than commerce.
But Blanche had chosen commerce, because commerce not only can occupy,
but may quite possibly enrich.
The woman of the world believed in apparel—its purchase, setting and
display, and cared for little else.
More money meant more clothes.
But the purchase alone of apparel was nothing worth. Clothes were meant
to be worn. An occupation which promoted the acquisition of clothes but
precluded their display was inconvenient. . . .
So the two sat still in their counting-house—the one regarding the
other, and the other regarding her ring.
There was no sign of summer.
There had been one swallow, of course, six months ago . . . _one_
swallow. . . .
Blanche lay back in her chair and achieved and then stifled a yawn.
“I seem to remember,” she said, “that the first day we struck the
nuggets, you weren’t particularly anxious to pick any up.”
“I confess it,” said Titus. “It seemed such nerve, somehow. But now I’ve
got my hand in, it’s as easy as wink. I’ve done some lovely chambers,”
he added musingly. “I shouldn’t wonder if they became historical.”
Blanche would not have been human if she had not succumbed to such
gratuitous good-humour.
She clapped her hands to her face and began to shake with laughter.
“Titus,” she said, bubbling, “when you get all wistful and dreamy about
the heritage we’re creating for posterity, I could weep for pure joy.
It’s like a lion getting all worked up about the view from his lair. Of
course, you’re nothing but a great big child who’s been given a nice new
game. But I do wish you’d tire of it, dear. Don’t you think you’ve made
enough history?”
“Not yet,” said Titus slowly. “But I’ve got a fruity idea. You go away
for a bit. Take a fortnight off, while I carry on the good work. Go to
Paris with Madge an’ take an easy.”
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