English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The walls had been painted black and then varnished. They gave the
impression of having been japanned. Above them was a frieze, six feet in
depth, of the colour of chocolate and as glossy as the black walls. The
ceiling was more remarkable, presenting a pale brown surface covered
with what appeared to be a rash and somewhat resembling linoleum which
has been lightly waxed. The doors had been painted bright pink picked
out with white, and the chimney-piece, which was of steel and must have
weighed about three tons, was suggesting that a power-house had been
spoiled of some doubtless locally useful but ungainly member of its
plant.
As first one and then another of these peculiarities attracted her
attention, Mrs. Cheviot began to wonder whether, after all, she had been
killed and this was the antechamber of another world. The furniture,
however, seemed normal, and the sudden appearance of a butler with
tea-things was less supernatural than anything she could imagine. When
the man addressed her there was no longer room for doubt.
“Excuse me, madam, but I won’t put the table by you, for as soon as the
fire’s burned up, madam, I’m afraid you’ll ’ave to move. You see, that
steel, madam, gets practically red-’ot.”
“I thought I smelt something funny,” said Blanche, rising. “Of
course——”
“That’s right, madam. It’s the metal ’eatin’. An’ if I may advise you,
madam, don’t you forget an’ lay your ’and on it. I did it once without
thinkin’, stoopin’ to put on some coal.” He raised his eyes to heaven.
“You don’ do it twice. . . . An’ rust.”
“It must be terrible to keep.”
“Madam,” said the butler, “it’s crool. You can’t touch it with oil, or
the moment you light the fire the ’ole ’ouse reeks like a dozen
engine-rooms. It ’as to be burnished with chains to do any good. We jus’
manage to keep the front, but the top’s a mask of rust an’ so are the
sides.”
As if the remembrance of this condition was more grievous than he could
bear, the fellow turned away and fell to arranging the tea.
Blanche took another seat and, furtively regarding the apartment, began
to wonder what effect, if suffered daily, such a scheme of decoration
would have upon her mind. She also wondered if her host had ever heard
of 68, Old Bond Street. Black and pink and chocolate were pretty thick,
but there was something about the ceiling, something which was not only
repugnant, but——
Mrs. Cheviot stiffened with a shock.
Her heart gave one bound and then stopped.
Her gaze riveted upon the ceiling, her fingers clamped upon the arm of
her chair, she sat rigid and breathless as statuary itself, while her
brain plunged and flounced and refused to obey her will.
Then the spasm passed, and she faced the hideous truth.
The cipher on the ceiling was no illusion.
The hall was fully entitled to be styled ‘A Cheviot Room.’
Appalling reflections came surging into her brain.
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