English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Requests to visit were falling rapidly: so were requests to revisit: in
the latter’s stead indignant letters of complaint were arriving by every
post. That the latter included one from Mrs. Drinkabeer Stoat suggested
that the end was at hand. Some of Titus’s calls were beginning to be
returned by furious clients, who, refusing to believe that the Cheviots
were not at home, simmered in the stalls for hours at a time.
Titus glanced at his watch.
“She won’t come now,” he murmured. “I suppose she’s wired to the flat
that she’s stayin’ on. Waitin’ on Worth or something for a monkey.” He
regarded his finger-nails. “Damn it, I wish she’d come back,” he added
suddenly. “If I have to send, it’ll give the game away, an’ it’s—it’s
close on closing-time. Very close. An’ there ain’t no blinkin’ market
for a business wot’s closed its doors. If she isn’t back to-morrow——
Thunder of heaven, here she is.”
It was true.
As he rose from his seat, the shop-door was slammed to, and an instant
later Mrs. Cheviot was in his arms.
“Titus, my darling, we must go—leave England at once.”
Cheviot’s brain reeled.
“Leave England?” he gasped. “Why?”
“Listen. D’you want to be murdered?”
“Not particularly,” said Titus. “But——”
“Then we must go,” said Blanche. “Why you’re still alive I can’t
imagine. Have there been any riots yet?”
“Not that I know of,” said Titus. “I haven’t had much time for the
papers lately. In the last ten days——”
“Well, there will be soon,” said Blanche. “To-morrow probably. Come on.”
“What on earth d’you mean?” said Titus dazedly. “What riots?”
“Listen,” cried Blanche, catching him by his lapels “This evening—no
matter why—I, er, called on a Mr. Blatchbourne. He’s got a house in
Kent. Well——”
“Blatchbourne,” said Titus. “Blatchbourne. Now, where have I seen that
name?”
Suddenly the truth dawned upon him—and with it came daylight in one
blinding flash.
_Blanche was about to play straight into his hands._
He had meant to show her the letters of violent complaint. He had meant
them to frighten her out of her very life. And then, when she had
decided that they must fly, he had meant to announce his intention of
carrying on. Finally, he had meant to give way—_upon certain terms_.
With a truly lightning brain he picked up his cue.
“Oh, I know,” he said. “I know. I did three rooms for them.”
“At three hundred guineas,” said Blanche. “My dear, you did. I had tea
in your hall this afternoon.”
“What a funny thing,” said Titus. “Did you say who you were?”
“No,” said Blanche faintly. “I didn’t. Like you, I value my life.
Apparently you got busy while Blatchbourne himself was away, and his
wife put through the deal. When he came back, it was all over. Of course
he’s mad as a hornet, and I don’t blame him. Titus, that hall would make
a saint see red.”
“Nonsense, my dear,” said Cheviot. “I remember it perfectly. That’s one
of my favourite designs. The ‘Boot and Saddle’ I call it. Did you notice
the pigskin ceiling?”
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