English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
It occurred to Roger suddenly that the mouth could not be compared to
that of Rosemary.
“So—so do I,” he faltered.
* * * * *
The Inspector leaned back in his chair and took his cigar from his lips.
“Look ’ere,” he said. “Before you asks for your summons you must ’ave
your witnesses.”
“That’s right,” said Constable Bloke of the Metropolitan Police.
“Well, where are they?” said the Inspector, with the triumphant air of
one who knows that whatever answer he receives can be ground to powder.
P.C. Albert Bloke consulted his notes.
“They was in the car bearin’ the number XH 2908, sir.”
“Then you mus’ see them,” said the Inspector, “an’ take their
statemen’s.” He restored his cigar to his mouth. “If they was as near
smashed up as wot you say, they’ll be ready enough to come: an’ any way,
if you don’t give ’em their choice, they’ll think they’ve got to.”
“That’s right,” said P.C. Bloke.
“Well, you get ’old of them this afternoon. Don’t touch the chauffeur
till you’ve seen ’oo was in the car. Then ask respectful if you may see
’im. If their statemen’s is O.K., we’ll get legal assistance ’ere.”
“We did ought to,” said the constable earnestly. “It’s as wicked a case
of——”
“No case ain’t wicked without evidence,” said the Inspector. “Don’t you
forget that, sonny. An’ yours alone ain’t worth a couple o’ kicks. You
must ’ave corroboration. That coopy’ll bring down counsel—you see if it
don’t. An’ if you ’adn’t got no backing—why, ’e’d turn you inside out
before your eyes.” He raised his own to heaven and sighed as one who
trusts that his enemies’ offences against him are not forgotten. “I’ve
’ad some,” he added heavily. “Never min’. Statemen’s, summons, legal
assistance and conviction. That’s the order, me boy, an’ statemen’s
first.”
“Very good, sir,” said P.C. Bloke.
The constable was ambitious.
Ever since orders had come through that the reckless driving of motor
vehicles was to be actively discouraged, P.C. Albert Bloke had been
awaiting his chance. This, until one that morning, an inscrutable
Fortune had obstinately withheld. Then all of a sudden she had
smiled—dazzlingly.
At dangerous cross-roads a coupé, proceeding at an unlawful speed, had
swerved right across the roadway, almost collided with a limousine, very
nearly knocked him down, passed a refuge on the wrong side and taken no
notice at all of his orders to stop. (Such disregard was hardly
surprising, for by the time the orders were given the car was out of
earshot: but P.C. Bloke had decided that the ends of justice should not
be defeated like that, and that if the coupé’s misconduct had cramped
his style that was its own funeral.) More. The coupé’s tail-light was
luminous, its number-plate clean, and P.C. Bloke had his note-book in
his hand. As though to crown his endeavours, the limousine, plainly
indignant, had dallied just long enough to enable him to add her number
to that of the offending car.
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