France -- History -- Francis I, 1515-1547 -- Fiction
"I did not know," continued Maledent, "that accursed suit of armor was
used by the young men of the family to practise fencing upon. But soon
two strapping fellows of twenty came in, took down a lance and a sword
each, and began to cut and thrust at my casing with all their heart.
Well, my friends, you may believe me or not, but under all their blows
with lance and sword, I never flinched: I stood there as straight and
immovable as if I had really been of wood, and riveted to my base.
Fortunately the young rascals were not of the first force. The father
arrived in due time and urged them to aim at the joints in my armor; but
Saint Maledent, my patron, whom I invoked in a whisper, turned their
blows aside. At last that devil of a father, in order to show the
youngsters how to carry away a visor, took a lance himself, and at the
first blow uncovered my pale and terrified face. I thought I was lost."
"Poor fellow!" said Fracasso sadly, "how could it be otherwise."
"Fancy, if you please, that when they saw my colorless face they took me
for the ghost of their great-grandfather; and father and sons scuttled
away as if the devil was at their heels. Need I say more? I turned my
back, and did as much for my own part; and you see I came out of it with
a whole skin."
"Very good, but the important thing in our trade, friend Maledent," said
Procope, "is not only to receive blows manfully, but to deal them
handsomely. It's a fine thing when the victim falls without a sound. In
one of my expeditions in Flanders I had to rid one of my customers of
four of his intimate friends, who were travelling in company. He
proposed at first that I should take three comrades, but I told him that
I would undertake it alone, or not at all. It was agreed that I should
do as I chose, and that I should have the stipend four times over
provided that I delivered four dead bodies. I knew the road they were to
take, and I awaited their coming at an inn which they must of necessity
pass.
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