"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Let me take your cloak!” said he; “let me take your cap!” and,
with the aid of the Bumbler, who came shuffling himself into his
brown and yellow livery coat, Billy was eased of his wrapper, and
stood before the now thrown-open drawing-room door, just as Mrs.
Yammerton having swept the last brown holland cover off the
reclining chair, had stuffed it under the sofa cushion. She, too,
was delighted to see Billy, and thankful she had got the room
ready, so as to be able presently to subside upon the sofa,
“Morning Post” in hand, just as if she had been interrupted in
her reading. The young ladies then dropped in one by one; Miss at
the passage door, Miss Flora at the one connecting the
drawing-room with the Sanctum, and Miss Harriet again at the
passage door, all divested of their aprons, and fresh from their
respective looking-glasses. The two former, of course, met Billy
as an old acquaintance, and as they did not mean to allow Misa
Harriet to participate in the prize, they just let her shuffle
herself into an introduction as best she could. Billy wasn’t
quite sure whether he had seen her before or he hadn’t. At first
he thought he had; then he thought he hadn’t; but whether he had
or he hadn’t, he knew there would be no harm in bowing, so he
just promiscuated one to her, which she acknowledged with a best
Featherey curtsey. A great cry of conversation, or rather of
random observation, then ensued; in the midst of which the Major
slipped out, and from his Sanctum he overheard Monsieur getting
up much the same sort of entertainment in the kitchen. There was
such laughing and giggling and “_he-hawing_” among the maids,
that the Major feared the dinner would be neglected.
The Major’s dining-room, though small, would accommodate a dozen
people, or incommode eighteen, which latter number is considered
the most serviceable-sized party in the country where people feed
off their acquaintance, more upon the debtor and creditor system,
than with a view to making pleasant parties, or considering who
would like to meet. Even when they are what they call “alone,”
they can’t be “alone,” but must have in as many servants as they
can raise, to show how far the assertion is from the truth.
Though the Yammertons sat down but six on the present occasion,
and there were the two accustomed dumb-waiters in the room, three
live ones were introduced, viz., Monsieur, the Bumbler, and
Solomon, whose duty seemed to consist in cooling the victuals, by
carrying them about, and in preventing people from helping
themselves to what was before them, by taking the dishes off the
steady table, and presenting them again on very unsteady hands.
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