"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“‘Ah! that’s the way to do it!” exclaimed Mr. Smoothley, as if
delighted at Sir Moses having dropped upon the right course. “Ah!
_that’s_ the way to do it!” repented he, swinging himself gaily
round on his toe, with a loud snap of his finger and thumb in the
air.
And Sir Moses said it in such a kind, considerate,
matter-of-course sort of way, before company too, and Smoothley
clenched it so neatly, that our wine-flushed Major, acute as he
is, hadn’t presence of mind to say “No.” So he was saddled with
“Little-bo-peep,” who has already lost one eye from cataract,
which is fast going with the other.
But see! Here comes Solomon followed by the Bumbler in fustian,
and the boy from the farm, and we shall soon have the Major and
Billy, so let us step into Bo-peep’s box, and I hear the Major’s
description of his stud.
* * * *
Scarcely have the grooms dispersed the fast-gathering gloom of a
November afternoon, by lighting the mould candles in the
cord-suspended lanterns slung along the ceiling, and began to
hiss at the straw, when the Major entered, with our friend Billy
at his heels. The Bumbler and Chaw then put on extra activity,
and the stable being presently righted, heads were loosened,
water supplied, and the horses excited by Solomon’s well-known
peregrination to the crushed corn-bin. All ears were then
pricked, eyes cast back, and hind-quarters tucked under to
respond gaily to the “come over” of the feeder.
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The late watchful whinnying restlessness is succeeded by gulping,
diving, energetic eating. Our friend having passed his regiment
of horses in silent review, while the hissing was going on, now
exchanges a few confidential words with the stud groom, as if he
left everything to him, and then passes upwards to where he
started from. Solomon having plenty to do elsewhere, presently
retires, followed by his helpers, and the Major and Billy seat
themselves on the bench. After a few puffs and blows of the
cheeks and premonitory jerks of the legs, the Major nods an
approving “nice ‘oss, that,” to Napoleon the Great, standing
opposite, who is the first to look up from his food, being with
it as with his work, always in a desperate hurry to begin, and in
an equally great one to leave off.
“Nice ‘oss, that,” repeats the Major, nodding again.
“Yarse, he looks like a nice ‘orse;” replied Billy, which is
really as much as any man can say under the circumstances.
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