"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
THE Major’s ménage not admitting of two such great events as a
hunt and a dinner party taking place on the same day, and market
interfering as well, the hunt again had to be postponed to the
interests of the table. Such an event as a distinguished
stranger—the friend of an Earl, too—coming into the country could
not but excite convivial expectations, and it would ill become a
master of hounds and a mother of daughters not to parade the
acquisition. Still, raising a party under such circumstances,
required a good deal of tact and consideration, care, of course,
being taken not to introduce any matrimonial competitor, at the
same time to make the gathering sufficiently grand, and to
include a good bellman or two to proclaim its splendour over the
country. The Major, like a county member with his constituents,
was somewhat hampered with his hounds, not being able to ask
exactly who he liked, for fear of being hauled over the coals,
viz. warned off the land of those who might think they ought to
have been included, and altogether, the party required a good
deal of management. Inclination in these matters is not of so
much moment, it being no uncommon thing in the country for people
to abuse each other right well one day, and dine together the
next. The “gap” which the Major prized so much with his hounds,
he strongly objected to with his parties.
Stopping gaps, indeed, sending out invitations at all in the
country, so as not to look like stopping gaps, requires
circumspection, where people seem to have nothing whatever to do
but to note their neighbours’ movements. Let any one watch the
progress of an important trial, one for murder say, and mark the
wonderful way in which country people come forward, long after
the event, to depose to facts, that one would imagine would never
have been noticed—the passing of a man with a cow, for instance,
just as they dropped their noses upon their bacon plates, the
suspension of payment by their clock, on that morning, or the
post messenger being a few minutes late with the letters on that
day, and so on. What then is there to prevent people from laying
that and that together, where John met James, or Michael saw
Mary, so as to be able to calculate, whether they were included
in the first, second, or third batch of invitations? Towns-people
escape this difficulty, as also the equally disagreeable one of
having it known whether their “previous engagements” are real or
imaginary; but then, on the other hand, they have the
inconvenience of feeling certain, that as sure as ever they issue
cards for a certain day, every one else will be seized with a
mania for giving dinners on the same one. No one can have an idea
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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