"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Mr. and Mrs. Rocket Larkspur, of Ninian Green, were also
successfully angled for and caught; indeed, Mrs. Larkspur would
have been much disappointed if they had not been invited, for she
had heard of Billy’s elegant appearance from her maid, and being
an aspiring lady, had a great desire to cultivate an acquaintance
with high life, in which Billy evidently moved. Rocket was a good
slow sort of gentleman-farmer, quite a contrast to his fast wife,
who was all fire, bustle, and animation, wanting to manage
everybody’s house and affairs for them. He had married her, it
was supposed, out of sheer submission, because she had made a
dead set at him, and would not apparently be said “nay” to. It is
a difficult thing to manouvre a determined woman in the country,
where your habits are known, and they can assail you at all
points—church, streets, fields, roads, lanes, all are open to
them; or they can even get into your house under plea of a
charity subscription, if needs be. Mrs. and Miss Dotherington, of
Goney Garth, were invited to do the Morning Post department, and
because there was no fear of Miss Dotherington, who was “very
amiable,” interfering with our Billy. Mrs. Dotherington’s other
_forte_, besides propagating parties, consisted in angling for
legacies, and she was continually on the trot looking after or
killing people from whom she had, or fancied she had,
expectations. “I’ve just been to see poor Mrs. Snuff,” she would
say, drawing a long face; “she’s looking _wretchedly_ ill, poor
thing; fear she’s not long for this world;” or, with a grin, “I
suppose you’ve heard old Mr. Wheezington has had another attack
in the night, which nearly carried him off.” Nothing pleased her
so much as being told that any one from whom she had expectations
was on the wane. She could ill conceal her satisfaction.
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