"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
JUST as the old buck was resuming the thread of his fashionable
high-life narrative, preparatory to sounding Billy about the
Major and his family, the same sort of electric thrill shot
through the field that characterised the terrible “g-n-r
along—don’t you see the hounds are running?” de Glancey day with
the Earl. Billy felt all over he-didn’t-know-how-ish—very
wish-he-was-at-home-ish. The horse, too, began to caper.
The thrill is caused by a shilling’s-worth of wide-awake on a
stick held high against the sky-line of the gently-swelling hill
on the left, denoting that the wild beast is found, causing the
Major to hold up his hat as a signal of reply, and all the rest
of the field to desist from their flopping and thistle-whipping,
and rein in their screws for the coming conflict.
“Now s-s-sir!” exclaims the stuttering Major, cantering up to our
Billy all flurry and enthusiasm. “Now, s-s-sir! we ha-ha-have
her, and if you’ll fo-fo-follow me, I’ll show you her,” thinking
he was offering Billy the greatest treat imaginable. So saying
the Major drops his hands on White Surrey’s neck, rises in his
stirrups, and scuttles away, bounding over the gorse bushes and
broom that intervened between him and the still stick-hoisted
tenpenny.
****
“_Where is she?_” demands the Major. “_Where is she!_’ repeats
he, coming up.
“A Major, he mun gi’ us halfe-croon ony ho’ this time,” exclaims
our friend Tom Springer, whose head gear it is that has been
hoisted.
“Deed mun ye!” asserts Pitfall, who has now joined his companion.
“_No, no!_” retorts the Major angrily, “I said a shillin’—a
shillin’s my price, and you know it.”
“Well, but consider what a time we’ve been a lookin’ for her,
Major,” replied Springer, mopping his brow.
“Well, but consider that you are about to partake of the
enjoyments as well as myself, and that I find the whole of this
expensive establishment,” retorted the Major, looking back for
his hounds. “Not a farthin’ subscription.”
“Say two shillin’s, then,” replied Springer coaxingly.
“No, no,” replied the Major, “a shillin’s plenty.”
“Make it eighteen-pence then,” said Pitfall, “and oop she goes
for the money.”
“Well, come,” snapped the Major hurriedly, as Billy now came
elbowing up. “Where is she? Where is she?” demanded he.
“A, she’s not here—she’s not here, but I see her in her form
thonder,” replied Springer, nodding towards the adjoining
bush-dotted hill.
“Go to her, then,” said the Major, jingling the eighteen-pence in
his hand, to be ready to give him on view of the hare.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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