"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
THE reader will perhaps wonder what our fair friend Mrs. Pringle
is about, and how there happens to be no tidings from Curtain
Crescent. Tidings there were, only the Tantivy Castle servants
were so oppressed with work that they could never find time to
redirect her effusions. At length Mr. Beverage, the butler,
seeing the accumulation of letters in Mr. Packwood, the
house-steward’s room, suggested that they might perhaps be
wanted, whereupon Mr. Packwood huddled them into a fresh
envelope, and sent them to the post along with the general
consignment from the Castle. Very pressing and urgent the letters
were, increasing in anxiety with each one, as no answer had been
received to its predecessor. Were it not that Mrs. Pringle knew
the Earl would have written, she would have feared her Billy had
sustained some hunting calamity. The first letter merely related
how Mrs. Pringle had gone to uncle Jerry’s according to
appointment to have a field-day among the papers, and how Jerry
had gone to attend an anti-Sunday-band meeting, leaving
seed-cake, and sponge-cake, and wine, with a very affectionate
three-cornered note, saying how deeply he deplored the necessity,
but how he hoped to remedy the delay by another and an early
appointment. This letter enclosed a very handsome large
coat-of-arms seal, made entirely out of Mrs. Pringle’s own
head—containing what the heralds call assumptive arms—divided
into as many compartments as a backgammon board, which she
advised Billy to use judiciously, hinting that Major H. (meaning
our friend Major Y.) would be a fitter person to try it upon than
Lord L. The next letter, among many other things of minor
importance, reminded Billy that he had not told his Mamma what
Mrs. Moffatt had on, or whether they had any new dishes for
dinner, and urging him to write her full particulars, but to be
careful not to leave either his or her letters lying about, and
hoping that he emptied his pockets every night instead of leaving
that for Rougier to do, and giving him much other good and
wholesome advice. The third letter was merely to remind him that
she had not heard from him in answer to either of her other two,
and begging him just to drop her a single line by return of post,
saying he was well, and so on. The next was larger, enclosing him
a double-crest seal, containing a lion on a cap of dignity, and
an eagle, for sealing notes in aid of the great seal, and saying
that she had had a letter from uncle Jerry, upbraiding her for
not keeping her appointment with him, whereas she had never made
any, he having promised to make one with her, and again urging
Billy to write to her, if only a single line, and when he had
time to send her a full account of what Mrs.
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