"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Mr. and Mrs. Rocket Larkspur, Mrs. Blurkins, and Mrs.
Dotherington, also Mrs. Crickleton came after their castor-oil
entertainment, and Mrs. and Miss Wasperton, accompanied by their
stiff friend Miss Freezer, who had the reputation of being very
satirical. Then there were Mr. Tight and Miss Neate, chaperoned
by fat Mrs. Plumberry, of Hollingdale Lodge, and several others.
In fact Billy had created a sensation in the country, such
godsends as a London dandy not being of every-day occurrence in
the country, and everybody wanted to see the great “catch.” How
they magnified him! His own mother wouldn’t have known him under
the garbs he assumed; now a Lord’s son, now a Baronet’s, now the
Richest Commoner in England; with, oh glorious recommendation! no
Papa to consult in the matter of a wife. Some said not even a
Mamma, but there the reader knows they were wrong. In proportion
as they lauded Billy they decried Mrs. Yammerton; she was a
nasty, cunning, designing woman, always looking after somebody.
Mrs. Wasperton, alluding to Billy’s age, declared that it was
just like kidnapping a child, and she inwardly congratulated
herself that she had never been guilty of such meanness. Billy,
on his part, was airified and gay, showing off to the greatest
advantage, perfectly unconscious that he was the observed of all
observers. Like Mrs. Moffatt he never had the same dress on
twice, and was splendid in his jewelry.
Among the carriage company who came to greet him was the sporting
Baronet, Sir Moses Mainchance, whose existence we have already
indicated, being the same generous gentleman that presented Major
Yammerton with a horse, and then made him pay for it.
Sir Moses had heard of Billy’s opulence, and being a man of great
versatility, he saw no reason why he should not endeavour to
partake of it. He now came grinding up in his dog cart, with his
tawdry cockaded groom (for he was a Deputy-Lieutenant of Hit-im
and Holt-im shire), to lay the foundation of an invitation, and
was received with the usual _wow, wow, wow, wow_, of Fury, the
terrier, and the coat shuffling of the Bumbler.
If the late handsome Recorder of London had to present this ugly
old file to the Judges as one of the Sheriffs of London and
Middlesex, he would most likely introduce him in such terms as
the following:—
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