"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Oh, Mr. Pringle’s a mighty hunter!” exclaimed Miss Yammerton,
who really thought he was.—“Very good!” exclaimed Sir Moses,
“very good! Then I’ll tell you what we’ll do. We meet on Monday
at the Crooked Billet on the Bushmead Road—Tuesday at Stubbington
Hill—Thursday, Woolerton, by Heckfield—Saturday, the Kennels.
S’pose now you come to me on Sunday, I would have said Saturday,
only I’m engaged to dine with Lord Oilcake, but you wouldn’t mind
coming over on a Sunday, I dare say, would you?” and without
waiting for an answer he went on to say, “Come on Sunday, I’ll
send my dogcart for you, the thing I have at the door, we’ll then
hunt Monday and Tuesday, dine at the Club at Hinton on Wednesday,
where we always have a capital dinner, and a party of excellent
fellows, good singing and all sorts of fun, and take Thursday at
Woolerton, in your way home—draw Shawley Moss, the Withy beds at
Langton, Tangleton Brake, and so on, but sure to find before we
get to the Brake, for there were swarms of foxes on the moss the
last time we were there, and capital good ones they are. Dom’d if
they aren’t. So know I think you couldn’t be better Thursday, and
I’ll have a two-stalled stable ready for you on Sunday, so that’s
a bargain—ay, young ladies, isn’t it?” appealing to our fair
friends. And now fine Billy, who had been anxiously waiting to
get a word in sideways while all this dread enjoyment was
paraded, proceeded to make a vigorous effort to deliver himself
from it. He was very much obliged to this unknown friend of his
unknown uncle, Sir Jonathan, but he had only one horse, and was
afraid he must decline. “Only one horse!” exclaimed Sir Moses,
“only one horse!” who had heard he had ten, “ah, well, never
mind,” thinking he would sell him one. “I’ll tell you what I’ll
do, I’ll mount you on the Tuesday—I’ll mount you on the
Tuesday—dom’d if I won’t—and that’ll make it all right—and
that’ll make all right.” So extending his hand he said, “Come on
Sunday then, come on Sunday,” and, bowing round to the ladies, he
backed out of the room lest his friend the Major might appear and
open his grievance about the horse. Billy then accompanied him to
the door, where Sir Moses, pointing to the gaudy vehicle, said,
“Ah, there’s the dog-cart you see, there’s the dog-cart, much at
your service, much at your service,” adding, as he placed his
foot upon the step to ascend, “Our friend the Major here I make
no doubt will lend you a horse to put in it, and between
ourselves,” concluded he in a lower tone, “you may as well try if
you can’t get him to lend you a second horse to bring with you.”
So saying, Sir Moses again shook hands most fervently with his
young friend, the nephew of Sir Jonathan, and mounting the
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