"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
It was during Lord Martingal’s reign that Hit-im and Hold-im
shire may be said to have attained the zenith of its fame, for he
was liberal in the extreme, not receiving a farthing
subscription, and maintaining the Club at the Fox and Hounds
Hotel at Hinton with the greatest spirit and popularity. He
reigned over Hit-im and Hold-im shire for the period of a quarter
of a century, his retirement being at length caused by a fall
from his horse, aggravated by distress at seeing his favourite
gorses Rattleford and Chivington cut up by a branch-line of the
Crumpletin railway.
On his lordship’s resignation, the country underwent the
degradation of passing into the hands of the well-known Captain
Flasher, a gentleman who, instead of keeping hounds, as Lord
Martingal had done, expected the hounds to keep him. To this end
he organised a subscription—a difficult thing to realise even
when men have got into the habit of paying, or perhaps promising
one—but most difficult when, as in this case, they had long been
accustomed to have their hunting for nothing. It is then that the
beauties of a free pack are apparent. The Captain, however,
nothing daunted by the difficulty, applied the screw most
assiduously, causing many gentlemen to find out that they were
just going to give up hunting, and others that they must go
abroad to economise. This was just about the gloomy time that our
friend the Major was vacillating between Boulogne and Bastille;
and it so happened that Mr. Plantagenet Brown, of Pangburn Park,
whose Norman-conquest family had long been pressing on the vitals
of the estate, taking all out and putting nothing in, suddenly
found themselves at the end of their tether. The estate had
collapsed. Then came the brief summing-up of a long career of
improvidence in the shape of an auctioneer’s advertisement,
offering the highly valuable freehold property, comprising about
two thousand five hundred acres in a ring fence, with a modern
mansion replete with every requisite for a nobleman or
gentleman’s seat, for sale, which, of course, brought the usual
train of visitors, valuers, Paul-Pryers, and so on—some lamenting
the setting, others speculating on the rising sun.
At the sale, a most repulsive, poverty-stricken looking little
old Jew kept protracting the biddings when everybody else seemed
done, in such a way as to cause the auctioneer to request an
_imparlance_, in order that he might ascertain who his principal
was; when the Jew, putting his dirty hands to his bearded mouth,
whispered in the auctioneer’s ear, “Shir Moshes Mainchance,”
whereupon the languid biddings were resumed, and the estate was
ultimately knocked down to the Baronet.
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