"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Well, then, now you see, gentlemen,” said Sir Moses, pocketing
his card and taking another sip of sherry prior to summing up;
“it just amounts to this. Four days a-week, as I said before, is
a dom’d deal better than three, and if we can get the fourth day
out of these shabby screws, why so much the better; but if that
can’t be done entirely, it can to a certain extent, and then it
will only remain for the members of the club and the strangers—by
the way, we shouldn’t forget them—it will only remain for the
members of the club and the strangers to raise any slight
deficiency by an increased subscription, and according to my plan
of each man working his neighbour, whether the club subscription
was to be increased to fifteen, or seventeen, or even to twenty
pounds a-year will depend entirely upon ourselves; so you see,
gentlemen, we have all a direct interest in the matter, and
cannot go to work too earnestly or too strenuously; for believe
me, gentlemen, there’s nothing like hunting, it promotes health
and longevity, wards off the gout and sciatica, and keeps one out
of the hands of those dom’d doctors, with their confounded
bills—no offence to our friend Plaister, there,” alluding to a
doctor of that name who was sitting about half-way down the
table—“so now,” continued Sir Moses, “I think I cannot do better
than conclude by proposing as a bumper toast, with all the
honours, Long life and prosperity to the Hit-im and Hold-im shire
hounds!”
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