"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Sir Moses’s property went rapidly back, and soon became a sort of
last refuge for the destitute, whither the ejected of all other
estates congregated prior to scattering their stock, on failing
to get farms in more favoured localities. As they never meant to
pay, of course they all offered high rents, and then having got
possession the Henerey Brown scene was enacted—the farm was “far
o’er dear”—they could “make nout on’t at that rent!” nor could
they have made aught on them if they had had them for nothing,
seeing that their capital consisted solely of their intense
stupidity. Then if Sir Moses wouldn’t reduce the rent, he might
just do his “warst,” meanwhile they pillaged the land both by day
and by night. The cropping of course corresponded with the
tenure, and may be described as just anything they could get off
the land. White crop succeeded white crop, if the weeds didn’t
smother the seeds, or if any of the slovens did “try for a few
turnips,” as they called it, they were sown on dry spots selected
here and there, with an implement resembling a dog’s-meat man’s
wheelbarrow—drawn by one ass and steered by another.
Meanwhile Mr. Teaser’s labours increased considerably, what with
the constant lettings and leavings and watchings for “slopings.”
There was always some one or other of the worthies on the wing,
and the more paper and words Mr. Teaser employed to bind them,
the more inefficient and futile he found the attempt. It soon
became a regular system to do the new landlord, in furtherance of
which the tenants formed themselves into a sort of mutual aid
association. Then when a seizure was effected, they combined not
to buy, so that the sufferer got his wretched stock back at
little or no loss.
Wretched indeed, was the spectacle of a sale; worn out horses,
innocent of corn; cows, on whose hips one could hang one’s hat;
implements that had been “fettled oop” and “fettled oop,” until
not a particle of the parent stock remained; carts and trappings
that seemed ready for a bonfire; pigs, that looked as if they
wanted food themselves instead of being likely to feed any one
else; and poultry that all seemed troubled with the pip.
The very bailiff’s followers were shocked at the emptiness of the
larders. A shank bone of salt meat dangling from the ceiling, a
few eggs on a shelf, a loaf of bread in a bowl, a pound of butter
in a pie-dish,—the whole thing looking as unlike the plentiful
profusion of a farm-house as could well be imagined.
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