"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Imperial John, it is! He has come all the way from Barley Hill
Hall, leaving the people on the farm and the plate in the
drawing-room to take care of themselves, starting before
daylight, while his footman groom has lain out over night to the
serious detriment of a half sovereign. As John now pulls up, with
a trace-rattling ring, he cocks his Imperial chin and looks round
for applause—a “Well done, you!” or something of that sort, for
coming such a distance. Instead of that, a line of winks, and
nods, and nudges, follow his course, one man whispering another,
“I say, here’s old Imperial John,” or “I say, look at Miss de
Glancey’s boy;” while the young ladies turn their eyes languidly
upon him to see what sort of a hero the would-be Benedict is. His
Highness, however, has quite got over his de Glancey failure, and
having wormed his way after divers “with your leaves,” and “by
your leaves,” through the intricacies of the crowd, he now pulls
up at the inn door, and standing erect in his dog-cart, sticks
his whip in the socket, and looks around with a “This is Mr.
Hybrid the-friend-of-an-Earl” sort of air.
“Ah! Hybrid, how d’ye do?” now exclaims Sir Moses familiarly;
“hope you’re well?—how’s the Peer? hope he’s well. Come all the
way from Barley Hill?”
“Barley Hill _Hall_,” replies the great man with an emphasis on
the Hall, adding in the same breath, “Oi say, ostler, send moy
fellow!” whereupon there is a renewed nudging and whispering
among the ladies beside him, of “That’s Mr. Hybrid!”
“That’s Imperial John, the gentleman who wanted to marry Miss de
Glancey for though Miss de Glancey was far above having him, she
was not above proclaiming the other.”
His Highness then becomes an object of inquisitive scrutiny by
the fair; one thinking he might do for Lavinia Edwards; another,
for Sarah Bates; a third, for Rachel Bell; a fourth, perhaps, for
herself. It must be a poor creature that isn’t booked for
somebody.
Still, John stands erect in his vehicle, flourishing his whip,
hallooing and asking for his fellow.
“Ring the bell for moy fellow!—Do go for moy fellow!—Has anybody
seen moy fellow? Have you seen moy fellow?” addressing an old
smock-frocked countryman with a hoe in his hand.
“Nor, arm d—d if iver ar i did!” replied the veteran, looking him
over, a declaration that elicited a burst of laughter from the
bystanders, and an indignant chuck of the Imperial chin from our
John.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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