"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Meanwhile Imperial John having emancipated himself from his
Mackintosh, and had his horse placed becomingly at the step of
the dog-cart, so as to transfer himself without alighting, and
let everybody see the magnificence of the establishment, now
souces himself into the saddle of a fairish young grey, and turns
round to confront the united field; feeling by no means the
smallest man in the scene. “Hybrid!” exclaims Sir Moses, seeing
him approach the still dismounted Monsieur, “Hybrid! let me
introduce my friend Rougier, Monsieur Rougier, Mr. Hybrid! of
Barley Hill Hall, a great friend of Lord Ladythorne’s,” whereupon
off went the faded sugar-loaf-shaped cap, and down came the
Imperial hat, Sir Moses interlarding the ceremony with, “great
friend of Louis Nap’s, great friend of Louis Nap’s,” by way of
balancing the Ladythorne recommendation of John. The two then
struck up a most energetic conversation, each being uncommonly
taken with the other. John almost fancied he saw his way to the
Tuileries, and wondered what Miss “somebody” would say if he got
there.
The conversation was at length interrupted by Dribbler’s grinning
groom touching Jack behind as he came up with a chestnut horse,
and saying, “Please, Sir, here’s your screw.”
“Ah, my screw, is it!” replied Jack, turning round, “dat is a
queer name for a horse—screw—hopes he’s a good ‘un.”
“A good ‘un, and nothin’ but a good ‘un,” replied the groom,
giving him a punch in the ribs, to make him form up to Jack, an
operation that produced an ominous grunt.
“Vell” said Jack, proceeding to dive at the stirrup with his foot
without taking hold of the reins; “if Screw is a good ‘un I sall
make you handsome present—tuppence a penny, p’raps—if he’s a bad
‘un, I sall give you good crack on the skoll,” Jack flourishing
his thick whipstick as he spoke.
“Will you!” replied the man, leaving go of the rein, whereupon
down went the horse’s head, up went his heels, and Jack was
presently on his shoulder.
“Oh, de devil!” roared Jack, “he vill distribute me! he vill
distribute me! I vill be killed! Nobody sall save me! here,
garçon, grum!” roared he amid the mirth of the company. “Lay ‘old
of his ‘ead! lay ‘old of his ‘ocks! lay ‘old of ‘eels! Oh,
murder! murder!” continued he in well-feigned dismay, throwing
out his supplicating arms. Off jumped Imperial John to the rescue
of his friend, and seizing the dangling rein, chucked up the
horse’s head with a resolute jerk that restored Jack to his seat.
“Ah, my friend, I see you are not much used to the saddle,”
observed His Highness, proceeding to console the friend of an
Emperor.
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