"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Ah, sare, it is de stoff to make de air corl,” observed Jack,
eyeing his new acquaintance. “Ye sall go like old chaff before
the vind after it. Vill catch de fox myself.”
The first glass had nearly upset our Imperial friend, and the
second one appeared perfectly nauseous. He would give anything
that Jack would drink them both himself. However, Monsieur
motioned blue muslin to present the tray to John first, so he had
no alternative but to accept. Jack then took his glass, and
smacking his lips, said—“I looks, sare, towards you, sare, vith
all de respect due to your immortal country. De English, sare,
are de finest nation under de moon; and you, sare, and you are as
fine a specimens of dat nation as never vas seen. Two such mans
as you, sare, could have taken Sebastopol. You could vop all de
ell ound savage Sepoys by yourself. So now, sare,” continued
Jack, brandishing his glass, “make ready, present, _fire!_” and
at the word fire, he drained off his glass, and then held it
upside down to show he had emptied it.
Poor Imperial John was obliged to follow suit.
The Imperial head now began to swim. Mr. Hybrid saw two girls in
blue muslin, two Monsieurs, two old yellow Po-chaises, two
water-carts with a Cochin-China cock a gollowing a-top of each.
Jack, on the contrary, was quite comfortable. He had got his
nerves strung, and was now ready for anything. “S’pose, now,”
said he, addressing his staring, half-bewildered friend, “you
ascend your gallant grey, and let us look after dese mighty
chasseurs. But stop,” added he, “I vill first pay for de tipple,”
pretending to dive into his peg-top trousers pocket for his
purse. “_Ah! malheureusement_,” exclaimed he, after feeling them
both. “I have left my blont, my tin, in my oder trousers pockets.
Navare mind! navare mind,” continued he, gaily, “ve vill square
it op some other day. Here,” added he to the damsel, “dis
gentlemens vill pay, and I vill settle vid him some oder day—some
oder day.” So saying, Jack gathered his horse boldly together,
and spurred out of the inn-yard in a masterly way, singing
_Partant pour la Syrie_ as he went.
CHAPTER XXXVI. A BIRD’S EYE VIEW.
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