"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Oh, such a run!” exclaimed Sir Moses, throwing out his paws.
“Oh, such a run! Finest run that ever was seen! Sort of run, that
if old Thorne (meaning Lord Ladythorne) had had, he’d have talked
about it for a year.” Sir Moses then descended to particulars,
describing the heads up and sterns down work to the brook, the
Imperial catastrophe which he dwelt upon with great _goût_, dom’d
if he didn’t; and how, leaving John in the water, they went away
over Rillington Marsh, at a pace that was perfectly appalling,
every field choking off some of those Featherbedfordshireites,
who came out thinking to cut them all down; then up Tewey Hill,
nearly to the crow trees, swinging down again into the vale by
Billy Mill, skirting Laureston Plantations, and over those
splendid pastures of Arlingford, where there was a momentary
check, owing to some coursers, who ought to be hung, dom’d if
they shouldn’t. “This,” continued Sir Moses, “let in some of the
laggers, Dickey among the number; but we were speedily away
again; and, passing a little to the west of Pickering Park,
through the decoy, and away over Larkington Rise, shot down to
the Farthing-pie House, where that great Owl, Gameboy Green,
thinking to show off, rode at an impracticable fence, and got a
cropper for his pains, nearly knocking the poor little Damper
into the middle of the week after next by crossing him. Well,
from there he made for the main earths in Purdoe Banks, where, of
course, there was no shelter for him; and, breaking at the east
end of the dene, he set his head straight for Brace well Woods,
good two miles off (one and a quarter, say); but his strength
failing him over Winterflood Heath, we ran from scent to view, in
the finest, openest manner imaginable,—dom’d if we didn’t,”
concluded Sir Moses, having talked himself out of breath.
The same evening, just as Oliver Armstrong was shutting up day by
trimming and lighting the oil-lamp at the Lockingford toll-bar,
which stands within a few yards from where the apparently
well-behaved little stream of Long Brawlingford brook divides the
far-famed Hit-im and Hold-im shire from Featherbedfordshire, a
pair of desperately mud-stained cords below a black coat and
vest, reined up behind a well wrapped and buttoned-up gentleman
in a buggy, who chanced to be passing, and drew forth the usual
inquiry of “What sport?”
The questioner was no less a personage than Mr. Easylease, Lord
Ladythorne’s agent—we beg pardon, Commissioner—and Mr. Gameboy
Green, the tenant in possession of the soiled cords, recognising
the voice in spite of the wraps, thus replied—
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