"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Why, no,” replied Sir Moses, moodily; “if that dom’d old Daddy
Nevins hadn’t stuck his ugly old mug right in the way, we should
have forced him over Willowsike Pastures, and doubled him up in
no time, for we were close upon him; whereas the old infidel
brought us to a check, aud we never could get upon terms with him
again; but, come,” continued Sir Moses, wishing to cut short this
part of the narrative, “let’s go into the house and get ourselves
warmed, for the air’s cold, and I haven’t had a bite since
breakfast.”
“Ay, come in!” cried Cuddy, leading the way; “come in, and get
Mr. Pringle a drop of brandy, for he’s eat something that’s
disagreed with him.”
“Eat something that’s disagreed with him. Sorry to hear that;
what could it be?—what could it be?” asked Sir Moses, as the
party now groped their way along the back passages.
“Why, I blame the partridge-pie,” replied Cuddy, demurely.
“Not a bit of it!” rejoined Sir Moses—“not a bit of it! eat some
myself—eat some myself—will finish it now—will finish it now.”
“We’ve saved you that trouble,” replied Cuddy, “for we finished
it ourselves.”
“The deuce you did!” exclaimed Sir Moses, adding, “and were _you_
sick?”
“Squeamish,” replied Cuddy—“Squeamish; not so bad as Mr.
Pringle.”
“But bad enough to want some brandy, I suppose,” observed the
Baronet, now entering the library.
“Quite so,” said Cuddy—“quite.”
“Why didn’t you get some?—why didn’t you get some?” asked the
Baronet, moving towards the bell.
“Because Bankhead has none out,” replied Mr. Cuddy, before Sir
Moses rang.
“None out!” retorted Sir Moses—“none out!—what! have you finished
that too!”
“Somebody has, it seems,” replied Cuddy, quite innocently.
“Well, then, I’ll tell you what you must do—I’ll tell you what
you must do,” continued the Baronet, lighting a little red taper,
and feeling in his pocket for the keys—“you must go into the
cellar yourself and get some—go into the cellar yourself and get
some;” so saying, Sir Moses handed Cuddy the candle and keys,
saying, “shelf above the left hand bin behind the door,” adding,
“you know it—you know it.”
“Better bring two when I’m there, hadn’t I?” asked Cuddy.
“Well,” said Sir Moses, dryly, “I s’pose there’ll be no great
harm if you do;” and away Cuddy went.
“D-e-e-a-vil of a fellow to drink—d-e-e-a-vil of a fellow to
drink,” drawled Sir Moses, listening to his receding footsteps
along the passage. He then directed his blarney to Billy. “Oh
dear, he was sorry to hear he’d been ill; what could it be? Lost
a nice gallop, too—dom’d if he hadn’t. Couldn’t be the pie!
Wondered he wasn’t down in the morning.” Then Billy explained
that his horse was ill, and that prevented him.
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