"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Now putting off our friend’s departure till Saturday just gave a
clear day for the steeple-chase, the next one, Thursday, being
Woolerton by Heckfield, Saturday the usual make-believe day at
the kennels; so of course Friday was fixed upon, and Sir Moses
having named “noon” as the hour, and Timberlake toll-bar as the
_rendezvous_, commenced a series of adieus as he beat a retreat
to the screen, where having resumed his wraps, and gathered his
tail, he shot down-stairs, and was presently re-ensconced in his
carriage.
The remanets then of course proceeded to talk him and his friends
over, some wishing the Baronet mightn’t be too many for Billy,
others again thinking Cuddy wasn’t altogether the most desirable
acquaintance a young man could have, though there wasn’t one that
didn’t think that he himself was.
That topic being at length exhausted, they then discussed the
projected steeple-chase, some thinking that Cuddy was a muff,
others that Jack was, some again thinking they both were. And as
successive relays of hot brandy and water enabled them to see
matters more clearly, the Englishman’s argument of betting was
introduced, and closed towards morning at “evens,” either jockey
for choice.
Let us now take a look at the homeward bound party.
It was lucky for Billy that the night was dark and the road rough
with newly laid whinstones, for both Sir Moses and Cuddy opened
upon him most volubly and vehemently as soon as ever they got off
the uneven pavement, with no end of inquiries about Jack and his
antecedents. If he could ride? If he had ever seen him ride? If
he had ever ridden a steeplechase? Where he got him? How long he
had had him?
To most of which questions, Billy replied with his usual
monosyllabic drawling, “yarses,” amid jolts, and grinds, and
gratings, and doms from Sir Moses, and cusses from Cuddy, easing
his conscience with regard to Jack’s service, by saying that he
had had him “some time.” Some time! What a fine elastic period
that is. We’d back a lawyer to make it cover a century or a
season. Very little definite information, however, did they
extract from Billy with regard to Jack for the best of all
reasons, that Billy didn’t know anything. Both Cuddy and Sir
Moses interpreted his ignorance differently, and wished he
mightn’t know more than was good for them. And so in the midst of
roughs and smooths, and jolts and jumps, and examinings, and
cross-examinings, and re-examinings, they at length reached
Pangburn Park Lodges, and were presently at home.
“Breakfast at eight!” said Sir Moses to Bankhead, as he alighted
from the carriage.
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