"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Meanwhile Monsieur, who could keep his own counsel, communicated
by a certain mysterious agency that prevails in most countries,
and seems to rival the electric telegraph in point of speed, to
enlist a confederate in his service. This was Mr. Geordey Gallon,
a genius carrying on the trades of poacher, pugilist, and
publican, under favour of that mistaken piece of legislation the
Beer Act. Geordey, like Jack, had begun life as a post-boy, and
like him had undergone various vicissitudes ere he finally
settled down to the respectable calling we have named. He now
occupied the Rose and Crown beershop at the Four Lane-Ends, on
the Heatherbell Road, some fifteen miles from Pangburn Park,
where, in addition to his regular or irregular calling, he
generally kept a racing-like runaway, that whisked a light
spring-cart through the country by night, freighted with pigeons,
poultry, game, dripping—which latter item our readers doubtless
know includes every article of culinary or domestic use. He was
also a purveyor of lead, lead-stealing being now one of the
liberal professions.
Geordey had had a fine time of it, for the Hit-im and Hold-im
shire constables were stupid and lazy, and when the short-lived
Superintendent ones were appointed, it was only a trifle in his
way to suborn them. So he made hay while the sun shone, and
presently set up a basket-buttoned green cutaway for Sundays, in
lieu of the baggy pocketed, velveteen shooting-jacket of
week-days, and replaced the fox-skin cap with a bare shallow
drab, with a broad brim, and a black band, encasing his
substantial in cords and mahogany tops, instead of the navvie
boot that laced his great bulging calves into globes. He then
called himself a sporting man.
Not a fair, not a fight, not a fray of any sort, but Geordey’s
great square bull-headed carcase was there, and he was always
ready to run his nag, or trot his nag, or match his nag in any
shape or way—Mr. George Gallon’s Blue Ruin, Mr. George Gallon’s
Flower of the West, Mr. George Gallon’s Honor Bright, will be
names familiar to most lovers of leather-plating. * Besides this,
he did business in a smaller way. Being a pure patriot, he was a
great promoter of the sports and pastimes of the people, and
always travelled with a prospectus in his pocket of some raffle
for a watch, some shooting-match for a fat hog, some dog or some
horse to be disposed of in a surreptitious way, one of the
conditions always being, that a certain sum was to be spent by
the winner at Mr. Gallon’s, of the Hose and Crown, at the Four
Lane-ends on the Heatherbell Road.
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