"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
She now thought if she could get Billy launched under the
auspices of that distinguished sportsman, the Earl of Ladythorne,
it might be the means of reclaiming him from Butter Fingers, and
getting him on in society, for she well knew how being seen at
one good place led to another, just as the umbrella-keepers at
the Royal Academy try to lead people into giving them something
in contravention of the rule above their heads, by jingling a few
half-pence before their faces. Moreover, Billy had shown an
inclination for equitation—by nearly galloping several of Mr.
Spavin, the neighbouring livery-stable-keeper’s horses’ tails
off; and Mrs. Pringle’s knowledge of hunting not being equal to
her appreciation of the sport, she thought that a master of
hounds found all the gentlemen who joined his hunt in horses,
just as a shooter finds them in dogs or guns, so that the thing
would be managed immediately.
Indeed, like many ladies, she had rather a confused idea of the
whole thing, not knowing but that one horse would hunt every day
in the week; or that there was any distinction of horses, further
than the purposes to which they were applied. Hunters and
racehorses she had no doubt were the same animals, working their
ways honestly from year’s end to year’s end, or at most with only
the sort of difference between them that there is between a
milliner and a dressmaker. Be that as it may, however, all things
considered, Mrs. Pringle determined to test the sincerity of her
friend the Earl of Ladythorne: and to that end wrote him a
gossiping sort of letter, asking, in the postscript, when his
dogs would be going out, as her son was at home and would “_so
like_” to see them.
Although we introduced Lord Ladythorne as a philanthropist, his
philanthropy, we should add, was rather lop-sided, being chiefly
confined to the fair. Indeed, he could better stand a dozen women
than one man. He had no taste or sympathy, for the hirsute tribe,
hence his fields were very select, being chiefly composed of his
dependents and people whom he could d—— and do what he liked
with. Though the Crumpletin Railway cut right through his
country, making it “varry contagious,” as Harry Swan, his first
whip, said, for sundry large towns, the sporting inhabitants
thereof preferred the money-griping propensities of a certain
Baronet—Sir Moses Mainchance—whose acquaintance the reader will
presently make, to the scot-free sport with the frigid civilities
of the noble Earl. Under ordinary circumstances, therefore, Mrs.
Pringle had made rather an unfortunate selection for her son’s
_début_, but it so happened that her letter found the Earl in
anything but his usual frame of mind.
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