"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
He was suffering most acutely for the hundred and twentieth time
or so from one of Cupid’s shafts, and that too levelled by a hand
against whose attacks he had always hitherto been thought
impervious. This wound had been inflicted by the
well-known—perhaps to some of our readers too
well-known—equestrian coquette, Miss de Glancey of
Half-the-watering-places-in-England-and-some-on-the-Continent,
whose many conquests had caused her to be regarded as almost
irresistible, and induced, it was said—with what degree of truth
we know not—a party of England’s enterprising sons to fit her out
for an expedition against the gallant Earl of Ladythorne under
the Limited Liability Act.
Now, none but a most accomplished, self-sufficient coquette, such
as Miss de Glancey undoubtedly was, would have undertaken such an
enterprise, for it was in direct contravention of two of the
noble Earl’s leading principles, namely, that of liking large
ladies (fine, coarse women, as the slim ones call them,) and of
disliking foxhunting ones, the sofa and not the saddle being, as
he always said, the proper place for the ladies; but Miss de
Glancey prided herself upon her power of subjugating the tyrant
man, and gladly undertook to couch the lance of blandishment
against the hitherto impracticable nobleman. In order, however,
to understand the exact position of parties, perhaps the reader
will allow us to show how his lordship came to be seized with his
present attack, and also how he treated it.
Well, the ash was yellow, the beech was brown, and the oak ginger
coloured, and the indomitable youth was again in cub-hunting
costume—a white beaver hat, a green cut-away, a buff vest, with
white cords and caps, attended by Boggledike and his whips in
hats, and their last season’s pinks or purples, disturbing the
numerous litters of cubs with which the country abounded, when,
after a musical twenty minutes with a kill in Allonby Wood, his
lordship joined horses with Dicky, to discuss the merits of the
performance, as they rode home together.
“Yas, my lord, yas,” replied Dicky, sawing away at his hat, in
reply to his lordship’s observation that they ran uncommonly
well; “yas, my lord, they did. I don’t know that I can ever
remamber bein’ better pleased with an entry than I am with this
year’s. I really think in a few more seasons we shall get ’em as
near parfection as possible. Did your lordship notish that
Barbara betch, how she took to runnin’ to-day? The first time she
has left my oss’s eels. Her mother, old Blossom, was jest the
same. Never left my oss’s eels the first season, and everybody
said she was fit for nothin’ but the halter; but my!” continued
he, shaking his head, “what a rare betch she did become.”
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