"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Billy, on his part, was active and energetic too, for though he
had his doubts about being able to sit at the jumps, he had no
objection to wear a red coat; and mysterious-looking boys, with
blue bags, were constantly to be found seated on the mahogany
bench, in the Curtain Crescent passage, waiting to try on his top
boots; while the cheval glass up-stairs was constantly reflecting
his figure in scarlet, _à la_ Old Briggs. The concomitants of the
chase, leathers, cords, whips, spurs, came pouring in apace. The
next thing was to get somebody to take care of them.
It is observable that the heads of the various branches of an
establishment are all in favour of “master” spending all his
money on their particular department. Thus, the coachman would
have him run entirely to carriages, the groom to horses, the cook
to the _cuisine_, the butler to wines, the gardener to grapes,
&c., and so on.
Mrs. Pringle, we need hardly say, favoured lady’s-maids and
valets. It has been well said, that if a man wants to get
acquainted with a gentleman’s private affairs, he should either
go to the lawyer or else to the valet that’s courting the
lady’s-maid; and Mrs. Pringle was quite of that opinion.
Moreover, she held that no man with an efficient, properly
trained valet, need ever be catspawed or jilted, because the
lady’s-maid would feel it a point of honour to let the valet know
how the land lay, a compliment he would return under similar
circumstances. To provide Billy with this, as she considered,
most essential appendage to a gentleman, was her next
consideration—a valet that should know enough and not too
much—enough to enable him to blow his master’s trumpet properly,
and not too much, lest he should turn restive and play the wrong
tune.
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