"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Of course this sort of gathering was of rather an anomalous
character,—some coming because they wanted something, some
because they “dirsn’t” stay away, some because they did not know
Mrs. Moffat would be there, some because they did not care
whether she was or not. It was a show day, and they came to see
the beautiful Castle, not Mrs. Anybody.
The first to arrive were the gentlemen of the second class, the
agents and dependents of the estate,—Mr. Cypher, the auditor, he
who never audited; Mr. Easylease, the land agent; his son, Mr.
John Easylease, the sucking land agent; Mr. Staple, the mining
agent; Mr. James Staple, the sucking mining agent; Mr. Section,
the architect; Mr. Pillerton, the doctor; Mr. Brick, the builder;
&c., who were all very polite ard obsequious, “your lordship” and
my “my lording” the Earl at every opportunity. These, ranging
themselves on either side of the fire, now formed the nucleus of
the court, with the Earl in the centre.
Presently the rumbling of wheels and the grinding of gravel was
succeeded by the muffled-drum sort of sound of the wood pavement
of the grand covered portico, and the powdered footmen threw back
the folding-doors as if they expected Daniel Lambert or the
Durham Ox to enter. It was our old friend Imperial John, who
having handed his pipeclayed reins to his ploughman-groom,
descended from his buggy with a clumsy half buck, half hawbuck
sort of air, and entered the spacious portals of the Castle hall.
Having divested himself of his paletot in which he had been doing
“the pride that apes humility,” he shook out his red feathers,
pulled up his sea-green-silk-tied gills, finger-combed his stiff
black hair, and stood forth a sort of rough impersonation of the
last year’s Earl. His coat was the same cut, his hat was the same
shape, his boots and breeches were the same colour, and
altogether there was the same sort of resemblance between John
and the Earl that there is between a cart-horse and a race-horse.
Having deposited his whip and paletot on the table on the
door-side of a tall, wide-spreading carved oak screen, which at
once concealed the enterers from the court, and kept the wind
from that august assembly, John was now ready for the very
obsequious gentleman who had been standing watching his
performances without considering it necessary to give him any
assistance. This bland gentleman, in his own blue coat with a
white vest, having made a retrograde movement which cleared
himself of the screen, John was presently crossing the hall,
bowing and stepping and bowing and stepping as if he was
measuring off a drain.
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